Crazy Orphan

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 5

Authoress p.o.v

Xander was confused. “what’s this two crazy people up too he thought… enough of this madness, why are you guys laughing like a phychatrict patient Xander asked.

“Your just drank your panties water brother” Andrew said smiling.

“you must be joking” Xander replied.

“this is not a joke brother it’s reality”Andrew replied.

“ugly” Xander called.

but Alora Doesn’t stop laughing.

“hey are you cr*zy, don’t you know am calling” you Xander said.

“am sorry sir I never knew you are calling me, cause you called ugly, and my name is not ugly, my name is Alora” Alora replied.

“what did you put inside my tea” Xander asked.

“hmmm your tea Alora pretend as if she doesn’t know what Xander is talking about”.

“don’t play dumb with me young woman” xander yelled angrily.

“Actually I…. hmmm. ahh, I actually” Alora stuttered. “talk louder young lady” Xander yelled angrily.

“sir I think you have to calm down so you won’t have heart attack” Alora said.

“I said what did you add in my tea” Xander yelled.

“sir you know I don’t like lieing” Alora said scratching the back of her head.

“what does that got to do with my question” Xander groan.

“I will tell you just calm down, is just that I add just a little, a mean a little of your panties water to the tea to make, I think sugar is not good for your health, I thought and thought of what could make the tea more sweeter that’s why I add small of your panties water inside the tea”. Alora said

“what!!!!! how dare you” Xander shouted.

“sir stop shouting you know if you shout from today till tomorrow I won’t be afraid of you just calm down cause shouting isn’t good for your health” Alora said.

“Marko Lock that door no one is going out, of this house” Xander said and ran to the bathroom to vomit,

“Brother if you vomit from today to tommorow you can’t undrink the water”Andrew said.

“just keep quiet this shows you can kill me” Xander shouted Angrily.

“me who told you I can kill you, you only drank your panties water not poison.

moreover the panties is yours not mine” Andrew replied.

“just keep quiet, am driving you out of my house today and I mean it” Xander said.

“and Andrew burst onto laughter, you can’t do that”Andrew replied.

“Hello Marko come inside I need you to bundle someone out of my house, but don’t allow that crazy woman in the sitting room to run away Xander said on the phone.

“you think I don’t know you’re not calling anyone Andrew said.

“sir am here” Marko said.

“Carry this guy out of my house” Xander said.

“What !!!! don’t mind my brother he is joking you can leave” Andrew said.

“did I look like a joke to you carry him right now” Xander yelled.

“am sorry sir but I have to do this” Marko said and Carry Andrew, “drop me right away” Andrew yelled.

“am sorry sir I can’t drop you” Marko replied.

“brother this is not over, I will come back for you, before I go,let me tell you I love you Andrew said blowing him a kiss.

I hate you too Xander yelled.

“Hello I need two cops from your station, I need you guys to arrest one idiot for me” Xander said.

“you guys should leave me alone” Alora said struggling with the cops”

“madam you need to corporate with us” one of the cops said.

“I didn’t do anything wrong Alora said struggling to get free from the cops.

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“Hi honey did you missed me” Mrs Cole Xander mother said to her husband.

“your wish Mr Cole said.

“God can you see the unromantic husband you gave me, instead of you to say, baby darling, sugar I missed you, I can stay a day without you, you’re here saying my wish” Mrs Cole mimick.

“since you don’t missed me I will make you missed me by force”

Mrs Cole said tickling her husband.

“honey stop it, you went out few minutes ago and you expect me to Miss you” Mr Cole said between laughter.

“just admit you missed me and I will let you rest” Mrs Cole said.

” fine I missed you” Mr Cole said raising up his hand in the air.

Mrs Cole leave him and started dancing dramatically

, “I have the best husband in the world” she said.

“Andrew walked into her parents house pretending to be angry”,

“my darling, how are you doing, what happen to you, how is Xander Mrs Cole asked his son and Mr Cole scoff.

“honey is this the right time for you to scoff” Mrs Cole asked.

“you are talking as it if you don’t know your son, what have you done this time” Mr Cole asked.

“I didn’t do anything but Xander was passing his anger on me” Andrew said.

“what really happened dear” Mrs Cole asked.

“it’s was a lady that was frustrating his life” Andrew said.

“A lady please tell me more about it Mrs Cole said and adjust her sitting position.

“Andrew explained everything including the tea part”.

Mrs Cole burst into laughter rolling on the ground.

“what’s funny and why are guys laughing” Mr Cole asked.

“you mean these is not funny Mrs Cole asked.

“not at all is arrant nonsense” Mr Cole said.

“that’s what’s I don’t like about you, you always take life too serious Mrs Cole said.

“mum Xander is just like father can’t someone have fun again” Andrew said.

“come son tell me the full gist” Mrs Cole said.

“I wish my son’s marry someone like me” Mrs Cole said.

“what!!!! someone like you ,do you want to kill my son’s” Mr Cole exclaimed.

“I really wish to meet that lady. maybe we go there tommorow” Mrs Cole said.

“mum Xander have arrested her” Andrew replied.

“what why did he do that” Mrs Cole asked