Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 11

I was still lost in the euphoria of her comments,
with her waist still wriggling like worms in the
midst of salt. I looked at her face, just like a warrior
that have conquered his enemies (her cun…t)
taking a journey home (her lips) with the head of
his enemies (her Kum), I wanted her to taste her
own Kum walahi! Nor be she get am? *But she dare
not try it if she gives me a head ohhhh!!!! *

But what happened the next few seconds was scary
af!!.. I never see am for novels before oh, neither
have I seen it in any of the s*x stories I have read,
all I could think was “Devil, You be liar!!!”
Yvonne passed out (or so I thought). “Na Joke
be this? Abi na prank? Abi na pre-joke?” I thought
in my mind as she didn’t return my kisses. First
thing that came to my mind was “She Dead? ”
With the speed of bolt, I quickly tapped her, hoping
she will wake up asap. Random thoughts came in
but all I remembered was “Should I pray to God?”..

“Thunder faya you!No make God vex oh” Was all I
got in response as I answered myself.
“Yvonne! Yvonne!!” (Trust me, this one no be Druid-
Emrys convos, dis one na like Merlin commanding
the dragon ).. I said as I tapped her and waiting
for respond.

“Chai! Na so man dey die so? Just my tongue? This
one pass power of tongue nah” I thought, as the
ever corrosive lagbaja went back into its mask and
my heart beat on high.

She moved her head. Yes!!!! She effing moved her
head!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Didnt know who to thank, God?

Devil? Or Amadioha?*
“You almost gave me an heart attack you know?”, I
said with a relief.

Turns out she was tired from the horgasm as I
could still feel her legs shake.(Like how did I even
forget she was still shaking few seconds ago? . )
Mtchewwwww for myself.

*Convo
Me: Don’t worry, rest, will lock the door to make
sure nobody comes in here” (with my heart in my
mouth still).
Yvonne: Baby don’t go!!
Me: Asamoah is calling my phone already, seems he
is looking for me. (Liar of life)
Yvonne: aiite baby. See ya. (In a sleepy tone fah)
“Was it the alcohol or the horgasm? Or both? Abi na
my style just give this babe K.O?” Question for the
gods I think. *this I asked myself as I was covering
her in the blanket. She managed to wear her gown
tho, and to my surprise, oga lagbaja didn’t stand as
I saw her bare A$$ and Unclothedness, till
tomorrow, I nor know wetin happen. (Oh! And I
switched on the bulb that was in the room ).

“Oboy, na so this girl just fall my lagbaja abi? She
no even try at all! All I got was a miscalculated
ejanlaculation for a job weldone? Chai!, abi na like
this dem dey do if they go on spasm? E for be sweet
story to tell say na GH girl disvirgin me oh!”.. I was
lost in thoughts when I felt a sharp pain by my
lower abdomen. (I believe I am not the first boy that
have experienced this sha), it was just too much
but I ironed my steps as I turned the pains into
swagger as I watched Yvonne lock the door to the
room which I later discovered was a guest room.
And to even think I tried acting like “Its nothing” by
playing romeo, covering her in a blanket wasn’t
enough, she stood up again ? Chai!!

“Oboy I dey feel you!!!!!” I shouted into tobby’s ear
as I got when I got back to the DJ’s stand.
“Babah, were you been? One busty girl been
looking for you mehn!” Tobby said.
That was faith. Guessed right?, I asked him the way
she went and he pointed towards the back door. I
checked the time and it was 9:45pm. ( Omo! Time
dey slow if enjoyment dey oh!! We all know shey?
)
Stepping out the back door, I saw my Asamoah at
the pool stand, sitting with one girl I could swear
was in her mid 20s(Joyce/Esther’s age), both of
them holding an ignited jumbo sized weed . As
shocked as I was to see my buddy smoke weed, I
acted like a wassup niggar and hid the shock.

Sitting closed to him was michael, with another big
girl in her mid 20s, but michael’s merchandise
didn’t looked like weed. It was brown, concluded it
was cuban cigarettes anyway.

“How far? You want a beensh to ride?”. Micheal
asked in a funny way.
“Mike chill! Dis guy na pikin he be. He carry babe
come, e dey fear to touch am” Asamoah responded
in a mocking manner.
“Bobo how far? When be the action?!

Sheewwww”..

The girl sitting closed to Asamoah asked michael,
with her mouth chewing gum.

Na for here I conclude say those two girls na
Ashewo!!!!!. Oh! They weren’t two, they were Six in
numbers, all in bikinis. 2 in the pool, 2 sitting. With
my 2 friends and 2 standing with some guys I didn’t
care to know. (I guess this is the special pool
service asamoah was talking about )