Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 15

I lied on the side of the chair as she la!d on the
other side, resting her head on my chest.

Camera flashes were BANNED from the pool
anyways , reasons best known to the girls that
were in bikinis.
“Now that’s a heartbeat of a hungry lion”.. I said as
I guessed she was listening to the heartbeat.

She laughed and said “Shut up jor”!!!..

At this point, the problem of my mouth smelling was
a huge burden on me, so I decided to let it out so I
will be free with her at this point. (May HE see me
through)
“Mehn! You didn’t tell me to brush before coming,
now my mouth smells of food particles..” I said with
an Hiss(mtchewwwwwww). (This I learnt from
ummm.. No one? )
She laughed and said “Ewwww! That’s so Ewww”
and her hand (left) scaled through my chest.

This sent an electric shock through my brain, down to
my spine, into my hands and finally, into the ever
hidden lagbaja .
“Shift! Don’t tell me you can’t perceive your own
Scent(I nor get mind talk odour) too.. Because I am
just trying to be a gentleman? Did you brush ney?”..

I said.
“Oya shutup, I can’t hold my breath any longer!!”..

She said in a mocked sincerity, but with a smile to
show she is enjoying the new honest convos.

(Chai!

Girls self!!!)
“Omo she dey enjoy am oh! Add another problem
fast!!!!!”.. My mind said, as I noticed the dude
wasn’t there any longer. (Who cares? )
“Actually having a stomach ache from the excessive
hormones you woke up in me few minutes ago”.. I
said it like its nothing .

Convo Faith: Awwwww! Sorry SEEKER, how may I be of help? Me: Look into my eyes and confess me! (No longer afraid of the mouth problem ) Faith: Olodo! Do I need to look into your eyes? Mcthewww Me: Ok! I can do with a little massage (I said jokingly) Ladies and gentlemen, I was waiting for her to reply with a sarcastic statement when I felt a cold hand raise my shirt up, under the towel . At first I thought a snake climbed me as I jilted but when I discovered it was her hands, I was shocked and excited. Like “Chiiiisusssss! I remember reading a sx story that started like this ohhhh! ”
She placed her hands on my stomach
(#Team4packs ) and as she pressed the stomach
downward, I didn’t feel any pain again!!!!!!!! (At
least for some seconds ).
“How is it now?” She asked in a voice I could only
explain as Yvonne’s whispers . Only difference
now was the low music.

I couldn’t say a word!.. Should I say I was
stammering or just didn’t know what to say? All I
know was I was short for words,with my eyes
closed (My Biology teacher must have missed
this action when she taught INVOLUNTARY actions
..)
Its no longer news that I wasn’t sessxually active
*Just saw a thread that says mastalaation can pass
for a (active).. Ahahahaha! If only that OP knows
what this girl’s single hand did to me on my
stomach!!!! * imagine the hand somewhere lower
.. Chai!!*
“Its Moving!.. Its coming to me!!.. Its reaching for
me!!!”.. This was the revelation I received from
lagbaja and his band (Balls n every every ) as I
started feeling the hand moved down there.

“Mtche www.. False Alarm!!!!”.. I received this a
second or two later. Seems she was just trying to
position her hands very well, thereby touching my
Perry Coles, hence, the thoughts she was going
down there. I haven’t even shaved for like umm..

2months? So I kinda thought it was for my own
good she didn’t go there (Before lion go chop her
hand inside that place )
“You are a ?eta®ded pe?vert I tell you” (Anyone
seen my Personal text on nairaland? ), she said
with a huge smile plastered on her face.
*Convo
Me: Wanna know how a ?eta® ded pe?vert acts
right? (With a ” ” expression on my face).
Faith: Only if it will be of benefit to me right now.
Me: Oya, let’s change positions.
*We were sitting/Lying down in a “| i” position
facing upward (NOTE: “|” is me and “i” is faith.. Lol!
She wasn’t that short tho ) …… But we now
changed it to a “( (“.. Do I need to explain this
paragraph again?meself nor understand am ni! .

Ok, , I will. *
She was now facing her left hand side with her ever
soft A$$ looking at me like an albino in the
afternoon(no offense peeps), perhaps waiting for
me to also lie like that (like I needed an invitation..
Nor be me tell am make she do the position? ).
Lagbaja was in pain though, or maybe I was the one
in pain sha but bad mind nor gree me rest am as I
still pressed it hard against her A$$.
Don’t forget there was a towel covering the lower
side oh! (Cold plus private properties insured )