Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 29

She was breathing as hard as I was as I felt like
sleeping(Or should I say my eyes were turning me?
).

She stood up and started saying “What have I
done?”.. Some stories about why I shouldn’t have
released into her and how she wasn’t thinking
(Mtcheww.. Girls self, na only you come, na only
you say make I no use CD, na only you dey regret?
Why? ).. but I used my last strength to tell her
that I couldn’t help it as she was so sweet and that
that’s the best s*x I ever had . (Best!!!!!! I tell you
)
She wasn’t happy, I could tell from her face but I
didn’t really have a conscience to apologize, besides
she was a master in this field and should have
allowed me use a condom.

Off to the toilet she went to wash herself up as My
millions of potential children(Sorry kids .. Daddy
had to sacrifice you all ) dripped of her pussay
that was shining like Gold… While she was in there
and the shower started running, I started my own
madness
“You this boy, You be bad man!!!! See as you make
esther dey waka like say na Ramsey kind of injury
she carry.. Oboy I feel you… But wait oh.. You no
wear condom? Aids is real sha ” I was pointing at
my DICK(SEAL ) and talking to it in my mind
when I suddenly remembered Asamoah..
He didn’t call, didn’t send a message.. Or maybe I
didn’t hear anything.. But on checking my phone, I
discovered the phone was Off!
“This must be my head at work!!! (Remember I
hit my head for the phone shey? ” I said in my
mind as I switched it on.. But at this point, I felt
some worms protesting in my stomach, shouting:
“We want food ohhh! Abeg today na christmas
ohhhhh!”..
If someone told me I would do what I did few
minutes ago without a single food since 6pm the
previous day, I would have slapped the person and
slap the person again after I did it for the fulfilled
prophesy .
I entered the bathroom to ask Esther if there was
food in the fridge since the shower didn’t allow her
hear my previous callings, especially when
remembered I was having head ache.. I got the
shock of life when esther covered herself with the
shower cottons as I walked in.. ( wetin I
see just now na him dis girl dey hide again? How
strange huh?)
“Esther is there food in the kitchen? You have
emptied my stomach fah”.. I said with a mock smile
as I still wondered why she hid behind the cottons..
(And No! I wasn’t afraid of her again, let’s just say I
started seeing all women as the same age from the
moment I enjalaculated inside Esther who was 5 or
6years older than me.. Hence, the name “ESTHER”
that I called.)
Went to the kitchen after finally wearing my
underwear to where she said food were(Deep
Freezer), I didn’t know how to use microwave(or I
hate it!! ) so I used the Gas cooker to warm up the
stew in the fridge as I boiled rice to eat.

Off to the latest room smelling of A$$(That Do..ggy
style get as e dey smell sha ),Pussay and Seamens
to wear some decent clothes so I can sit in the
sitting room to watch EPL highlights and also keep
an eye the food I kept in the fire. Esther was
already dressed up, leaving for wherever she was
going when I met her by the door.. She didn’t say a
word to me and this made me feel like I did
something bad to her..
I held her by the hand to ask what was wrong and
she didn’t say anything, all I could see were tears
rolling down her eyes..
*Ok, I have phobia for tears, I hate to see people
cry.. Especially when I feel I was the reason behind
it.. So those tears activated my conscience as I
once again became that caring man that I am *
After minutes of holding her, touching her chin and
cleaning off her tears , petting her to tell me why
she was crying, she finally broke down to tell me
what was wrong.
Turned out she was this emotional unstable kind of
girl who covers her insecurities with being mean
because of the way she poured out her heart felt
super story.. Trust me, the only place I have seen
this vulnerability was in the movies. . (Could she
have been using psychology on me? )
She told me I would start seeing her as a Sl*t(She
read my mind? ), that I should promise no one
knows about what just happened and she won’t
bug me again(I pray make I believe) and bleh bleh
bleh bleh *in Dracula’s voice*
“Why did you do it?”.. I asked her as she looked at
me and said she couldn’t help it as she just wanted
to ride on what she saw in the morning . ( and
she said I shouldn’t see her as a Sl*t? Then she is a
go getter I guess.. )

I intended kissing her on the forehead, then peck
her as assurance that everything will be Ok but
after I kissed the forehead, I met her eyes closed
and when I wanted to peck her, she turned her lips
for me. Couldn’t help it though, I was full of guilt
enough that the only thing I could do was to give
her what she wanted.
She pushed me to the wall of the Lobby as she
turned her A$$ facing me while turning her head
for me to reach her lips.. “No Dulling!!!!”.. I said to
myself as I was kissing and playing with her
B®Aless b0s0ms(Funny she didn’t even do what
was written on the shirt.. )

She was grinding/moving/whining her A$$ like a
makosa dancer on my DIC*K when suddenly I felt
it waking up like The Undertaker(WWE) standing
up from his casket..