Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 47

I asked her why she lied, she told me it was because I also lied
as Ken(that boy again? ) told her that he saw me kissing and
entering a room with Yvonne..

Although I felt sad, I was still happy all these things were
unfolding as I stood up, looked at her as she smiled and said
“Don’t even try that look on me, Been On since 25th.. So just go
to your booty calls.. And to even think you were punishing me in
my most vulnerable moments, chai! Ladi I will kill you when am
Off!!!” *I hope we Know the ON n OFF there? *
I laughed at her as I kissed her, told her I would never hurt her
again.. Then I heard my DIC*K say “Na you be that!
Ifayeaaar!!!”

She hugged me for more than 30seconds as she smacked my
hands Off her A$$.. Laughed and called me my Alias .. ?eta®
ded pe?vert!.. Then we sat, got something to eat and watched
T.V together while I helped her place hot water bottle on her
stomach accompanied with kisses . *Dear Future wife, you
go enjoy ohhhhhh! *

Now from all these, I concluded she didn’t have problem with me
double dating, because she knew I felt something special for her,
something I have never felt before.. Besides, I told her point
black that when she goes back to school, am gonna need more
b00ty calls .. *I was that free with her.. LOVE is beaurifool
oh!!! *

My Uncle and Wife were the last to come home(I wasn’t around)
as Abigail came home before Esther. Abigail told me she decided
to go see a friend she met on Facebook (she think say she
sabi lie? ). Me and Faith went for a walk around the hood as
we gisted, laughed and I must say, it was fun getting to know a
girl I will pass as my First Love. (I guess this was when The
Cheating couples came back home)..

On coming back in the evening, Faith was holding my hands even
after we entered the compound . I had to look for a way she
would leave me before she spoil my plans.

Immediately I got inside the house, I knew Madam Joyce
wouldn’t dare talk as she was sitting on the same chair with
Oga Daniel .. So I greeted them and did the formals.

Few hours later, I heard a knock on my Sacred Room. Opened the
door and behold, it was my Uncle’s Sultry wife .

I smiled as she stood there and even asked if she could come in
.. She got in and started saying shii I can’t remember. All I
heard was I shouldn’t try it again. Even after I told her that Faith
and I were only playing a game of Do or Dare (na wetin two of
us plan be dat ).. She was still hell bent as she said a
shocker!!!..
“Then Explain the oversize condom packs I saw in the bin just
beside your bed”.. She said with a face I would pass for
Jealousy.
I laughed and told her it wasn’t oversize but slim fit , after I
admitted I did invited a girl in the house since I couldn’t deny it
any longer.. Seemed that Oversize and Fit words rang in her head
because she told me she was going to tell everyone that I am
grounded and won’t eat for 3days. (She was going to TELL, not
punish me oh .. She fit? Mtchewwww)
30th.. On a sunday morning and everybody was getting ready to
go to church, the previous night was dramatic enough, with
Uncle not saying anything after he was told I brought a girl into
the house, Esther acting Jealous and Abigail indifferent. Faith
was indoors when all these were going on, and we ended up
sleeping in the same room .

I didn’t go to church, and Joyce didn’t either, didn’t care to know
her excuse but I know she convinced my Uncle not to take me.
Perhaps, I was supposedly grounded?
“Ladii…”.. I heard my name, it was obviously Joyce because
everyone else had gone to church for the last sunday of the year.
I dropped whatever I was doing in the kitchen(fixing some pipes
) as I headed straight to the sitting room. She wasn’t there so I
headed straight to her room. Getting to her room, I met her with a
smile as she turned her 360degree room chair with her legs
crossed facing me as she asked if I got some spare time to rub
her lotion..
“On A Sunday? This woman!!.. lord! Lead me into this temptation
and forgive me after it”.. I said in my mind as I looked up the
ceilings while I said “Sure.. all the time in the world”.. Oh! I
drank Two Red BULL earlier in the morning because I was
feeling weird
As usual, she dropped some on my hands as she turned her
chair to give me her back. I was wearing perry coles only, no
tight boxers but I was wearing my Kaftan. And No!.. I didn’t try to
hide the hard-on. Am I a kid?

I once again massaged her shoulder as she closed her eyes to
enjoy the massage, I did the massage for some few minutes as I
continued rubbing the lotion. I looked deep down her back and
could see her A$$ crack, the towel wasn’t that tight, and I was
looking for a way to make a move .

Didn’t have to wait longer as I heard her say “On a second
thought, how about you also rub it on my legs? Then give me a
full body Massage”..
“Guy!! Turn the chair fast fast and kiss this woman.. She need the
thing!!!”.. My mind said as my DIC*K was looking for a way to
burst out to point at the heavens to thank it for the offer.

She could see the shock on my face through the mirror as she
turned her chair herself, stretched her legs and gave me her
Lotion which I remember seeing #6200 on the cover .

When I bent down, placed her leg on my lap, I wasn’t comfortable
so she said I should sit on the bed. When I sat on the bed, she
raised one of her legs as I saw her cleaned shaven Pussay , I
acted like I didn’t see it as she quickly said sorry and covered it
with the towel. I pray say I never see am .
She was using her legs to look for my supposed big DICK but for where, she nor see am!!!! “Ghost Mode!.. Ogi e mi gi voom n’anya.. She nor gor see me!!!”.. My DICK said as IT followed one legged size of the
boxers’s way. Like it was hanging out with my one of my Thighs
.
She moved her leg once more to look for it, seems she knew the
thing was playing hide and sick as I rubbed the cream on her
legs. I got to her kneels, thought I should end it there but my
hands nor gree me.. Na so the thing dey enter ThighLand . I
rubbed it to the upper thigh, touched her inner thighs and I could
feel the heat oozing out of her pussay. Na so she m0an oh!
“Let’s Minister to her.. From the book of fornication and
adultery!!!”.. My DIC*K sent a message.
“Joyce, how about we go straight to the massage?”.. Yeah!!!!.. I
called her by her name , and she loved it!!! ..

Coman see
speed she used in lying on the bed, lowered the towel as she
used her bare b0-0bs to lay down. When she lied down, I was up
looking at her shape.. The b0-0bs made a “c” shape with her
body as it was quite huge. *heard she did some sillicons though
*
The bed was too big, so the only way I could massage was climb
on top of her, and to make it effective, I had to rest on her body..
So I removed my kaftan to remove the disturbance of me
kneeling with my two legs at both sides of her hips.
My DICK which was hanging and chilling with my thighs was now on Display as I felt it touch her while I was massaging her shoulders and just like some drops of water, I knew pre-Kum dropped on her back(those dimples at the back of a woman) as she kept on hmmmmming.. Was it to my massages? Or to my DICK? Only time will tell .
“So, perfectly fit for an 7.5inches condom right?”.. She said as
she still HMMMMMMMed to my massages .
I didn’t reply her as I left her shoulder. This was when I knew
I had to make a move because I didn’t want her to make the first
move. So I massaged her rib bones as I mistakenly(story!!!!)
Touched the b0-0bs of her.

She didn’t hmmm this time.. She m0aned ..

Then I FELT my
hands travel inside her towel to hold her A$$(who send am?
).. Then I said “I think it gets to 8inches when it chils with the
hottest woman in the world” as I held her A$$ tight.. Hell! I was
ready to pump that A$$ with my charging charger.