Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 9

“Girls love rough boys” as I remembered what
someone I didn’t care to ask her name said few
days ago. I didn’t believe her oh! But at this
moment, she had better be right oh!!!!!!
She(Yvonne) turned around as she felt me grab her
butt while walking, laughing in a “Boy, You bad”
manner. She placed my hands on her A$$(official
invitation), rounded her arms around my neck and
whispered “Ask! I am your santa clause baby” with
some heavy breathing bathed with alcohol. She was
a bit shorter than me, so as she pressed against me,
I could feel my lagbaja pressed against her
stomach.

Just as it was in the novels, I was lost in the
moment. The Loudspeakers weren’t as loud as my
heartbeat, and the vibrations I felt from the woofers
weren’t as strong as Yvonne’s heartbeat. The
Dancefloor seemed empty as I didn’t notice anyone
around.

“Kiss Me Baby” was all I heard. Anyone watched
merlin? Do you remember when the druids speaks
with Emrys through their minds? Its like whispers
right? Woo! If you never watch am, go buy am.
I planted a soft kiss on her upper lips (Oh! She had
a Christian Millian’s kinda lips in “LOVE DON’T
COST A THING” movie. I think . ) as she raised
her head up, then I felt a warmth breath like that of
relief. This made me hor..nier as I went hardcore
kissing on her focusing on her neck, ear lobes and
her lower lips while her hands ran through my back
(like I noticed ). I was on a neck routine when I
whispered “Santa gives gifts where nobody sees
him you know?”(Omo! All the novels I have been
reading is working!!!!, readers na real leaders I
xuuuuuuuuweaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!)
“Yeah Babe, why don’t we head to the northpole so
you choose a gift you never asked for?” She asked
with the same “Druid to Emrys” kind of whispers
right into my ear drum as she bit my big but cute
ears. . (Ok, my ears aren’t cute, but I like them
like that )
She stopped kissing me and said “Ride with santa”.
At this moment, my hard-on was so strong that I
couldn’t walk in the cramped crowd, so I had to
hold on to her waist this time as I buried my lagbaja
in her A$$. This thought made me crazey! Like
“This one pass Lisa Ann ohhhhhhhhh!”. I followed
(Rode) with her as she led me to a room that was
somewhere I didn’t even know, because all I was
thinking was “TODAY NA TODAY!!!”
We hardly locked the door to the room when she
jumped on me(Thank God I had stamina) with her
waist same level as mine and her short legs
surrounding me. Kissing me like no girl has ever
done, I placed my hands on her A$$ to support the
new position as I kept on kissing her lower lips, I
felt jealousy between the lower and the upper, so I
diverted my attention to the upper, even kissed her
eyes . I remember feeling her feets press against
my kneels, prompting me to loose stamina as I
headed down to the rug with my kneels.

At this point, she was on the rug as I was on top of
her kissing her like my life depended on it. She
didn’t really have huge b0s0ms, when I think of her,
Kapri Styles comes to mind (Heard that beensh did
some b.o.o.bs job tho). Team “b” shape!!!!!!. At
this moment, I needed a new move so as not to be
like a learner so I headed straight to the bottons.

She stopped me and said “You have to ask Santa for
it baby”.
“Jeez! Drop the santa already!!!, am sure that poor
man’s manly fatty b.o.o.bs will be bigger than
yours” I said in my mind.
“I want my Kum all over your fat A$$ santa” I said
in a mean tone. But Oboy, the thing make her blush
oh!, this woman wey talk this thing deserves an
award! See rough mode activated.. Chai! I must
find that woman!!!!!!!!!!
“You have been a naughty boy, be a good boy and
make me kum baby”..(Remember we were talking
like Emrys and The Druids oh!.).
KUM?? This small girl? She don gbo like this? How?
Novice like me? Only thing wey I don do girl na
Finger oh! I don fall my hands today. I no go give
up, I must do my best, never say never ladi!!!!…

These were things I was thinking, now kissing her
and caressing her small b.o.o.bs which popped out
from the gown she was wearing. She was letting
out a m0an I found sxy* and at some moment, I lost
consciousness again as I made it my number one
goal to satisfy this spoilt pikin of a Girl.

My pants(chinos) which were already sagged, now
at my knees ( automated pulling trouser APT) and
as usual, I was wearing some tight briefs and a
PerryCole boxers. But upon that, lagbaja find he
way come out for the sides. Y’all know what am
talking about nah.
“What next?” I asked the devil in me..
Still in my environmental unconsciousness, I
thought to myself its time I explore her body aside
the lips which must be deadly red by now.

There was no light in the room but for light rays coming
from the outside guard light, I raised my head to
look at her as I placed my hands on her b.o.o.bs.

Chai! She had the biggest nipp..les I have ever seen
since I have started touching. (LOL! She was the
2nd girl I touched sha covers face).
Her eyes closed and mouth open, letting out some
rhythmic m0ans that sounded better than FUN’s
SOME NIGHTS song(Which was my favourite song
I could think of that moment. Her gown was already
up above her hips, she was wearing a black floral
thong. Chai! I wanted to turn that a$$ over to see it
in a thong. An ideal just came on “sU-Ck on her
nipp..les and press your lagbaja against her cun..t”
and this was contrary to what I wanted.
She took off the gown and the tube(which explains
why the b.o.obs escaped like Michael Scofield.) And
I started using my lips on her neck, down to her
centrefold(cleava…ges), I didn’t pay attention to the
b0s0ms as I travelled down the navel, sU-Cked on it
and went to the hips side(where the ovary is) to
tease them with my mouth, this increased the
sound of the m0ans and I knew I was doing a good
Job . I come dey feel like James Bond!