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Episode 17

Friend: lĀ£sb!anism is the sexual act between girls, an example is the type you saw yesterday where two girls were doing that thing you told me you saw.

Me: hmm hmmm

Friend: some girls believe only in lĀ£sb!anism why some are into bisexual act as in theyā€™ll do girls and guys together.

Me: olorun mi o(oh my God)

Friend: some girls can handle three guys at a time that theyā€™ll be F***ed by the three guys at the same time, that one is called threesome.

Me: choi!

Friend: and some girls finger themselves by digging their hand or fingers inside their virgina like a J0yst!ck does in them if they arenā€™t satisfied.

Me: that one is called handsome bha?

Friend: thunder fire you! Handsome for where?

Me: since you said sx with three people at a time is threesome, I then think sx with finger/hand is handsome.

Friend: youā€™re too playful fawaz.

Me: Iā€™m sorry o.

Friend: anyway, do you know some have s*x with animals?

Me: ah ah! This one na lie! Donā€™t tell me nonsense o.

Friend: Iā€™m serious.

Me: eh, life don spoil o. Abajo ti won fi n ko HIV (no wonder why they got infected with HIV)

Friend: all for them to get satisfied.

Me: (prostrated in front of my friend) you be wole soyinka family true true.

Friend: (laughing) I told you before na.

Me: (standing up) I salute you. But how do u know all this?

Friend: you know, my primary education made me understand all this to the fullest.

Me: I canā€™t lie o, my thought was that our dads sleep on our mums and they will get pregnant, mi n mo pe oun to shi n be leyin efa, oju eje lo.
(I donā€™t know that the figures behind six is much more than seven)

Friend: abajo ti ofi n sunkun nigbati mum e mu e wa si school. (No wonder why you were crying when your mum brought you to school)

Me: oya tell me about s*x life and you yourself!

Freind: that will be a story for another day. And donā€™t forget that tomorrow is another day.

Me: thanks sha, but how can human being have s*x with animals?

Friend: wo! Forget. And donā€™t forget to bring an extra cloth with you to school tomorrow.

Me: for what?

Friend: you donā€™t want to see dammy again tomorrow?

Me: I forgot, I will.

Friend: no yaawa.

We didnā€™t even know that it was dark already as we set out of the class room we were. We havenā€™t taken more than three legs when we heard something.

Guess what?

To Be Continuedā€¦


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