Episode 17
Friend: lĀ£sb!anism is the sexual act between girls, an example is the type you saw yesterday where two girls were doing that thing you told me you saw.
Me: hmm hmmm
Friend: some girls believe only in lĀ£sb!anism why some are into bisexual act as in theyāll do girls and guys together.
Me: olorun mi o(oh my God)
Friend: some girls can handle three guys at a time that theyāll be F***ed by the three guys at the same time, that one is called threesome.
Me: choi!
Friend: and some girls finger themselves by digging their hand or fingers inside their virgina like a J0yst!ck does in them if they arenāt satisfied.
Me: that one is called handsome bha?
Friend: thunder fire you! Handsome for where?
Me: since you said sx with three people at a time is threesome, I then think sx with finger/hand is handsome.
Friend: youāre too playful fawaz.
Me: Iām sorry o.
Friend: anyway, do you know some have s*x with animals?
Me: ah ah! This one na lie! Donāt tell me nonsense o.
Friend: Iām serious.
Me: eh, life don spoil o. Abajo ti won fi n ko HIV (no wonder why they got infected with HIV)
Friend: all for them to get satisfied.
Me: (prostrated in front of my friend) you be wole soyinka family true true.
Friend: (laughing) I told you before na.
Me: (standing up) I salute you. But how do u know all this?
Friend: you know, my primary education made me understand all this to the fullest.
Me: I canāt lie o, my thought was that our dads sleep on our mums and they will get pregnant, mi n mo pe oun to shi n be leyin efa, oju eje lo.
(I donāt know that the figures behind six is much more than seven)
Friend: abajo ti ofi n sunkun nigbati mum e mu e wa si school. (No wonder why you were crying when your mum brought you to school)
Me: oya tell me about s*x life and you yourself!
Freind: that will be a story for another day. And donāt forget that tomorrow is another day.
Me: thanks sha, but how can human being have s*x with animals?
Friend: wo! Forget. And donāt forget to bring an extra cloth with you to school tomorrow.
Me: for what?
Friend: you donāt want to see dammy again tomorrow?
Me: I forgot, I will.
Friend: no yaawa.
We didnāt even know that it was dark already as we set out of the class room we were. We havenāt taken more than three legs when we heard something.
Guess what?
To Be Continuedā¦
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