Episode 2

We then heard another scream, I was like..
ā€˜Eh ehā€™, I then summon the courage to go and peep maybe I can benefit from the ā€œshouting-enjoymentā€ but as I peep, guess what I saw?

I saw two unclad bodies, a light and skinny girlā€™s unclad body and senior biolaā€™s unclad bodyā€¦

The unclad body of senior biolas isnā€™t a new thing to me because Iā€™ve seen it almost everyday whenever we wan baff for hostelā€¦ In short e don tire me.

But the ladyā€™s nakedness make something rise for my body, guessed it should be my J0yst!ckā€¦

I then saw senior biolaā€™s J0yst!ck entering into that ladyā€™s K!ttyC@t, its going in and coming outā€¦
He was pounding her like a mortar and pestleā€¦
What they were doing was a surprise that I donā€™t know the meaning, had it been they slept on top each other I would have understood but this one theyā€™re doing is not something I can decodeā€¦

They are bleeping like goats(Doggy style)ā€¦. After like 3mins that Iā€™ve been peeping, I then heard a knock on my Great Head and someone pulled me backward. I wanted to shout but I remember that they musnā€™t know I was peeping.

As I faced the person, it was loladeā€¦ He dragged me down to the bottom of the hall and said;

Lolade: Oniranu ni e o (youā€™re wayward o)

Me: what do u mean by that?

Lolade: shey u wan F**K ni?

Me: I already have one in my pocket.

Lolade: youā€™re crazy!

Me: sheybi this it (bring out the fork from my pocket)

Lolade: youā€™re stupid. Get out of my sight jor, onishe kushe iyaā€¦

Me: na u know o.

Later they rang the bell for breakfast, then I saw senior biola and that girl moving out of the dining hall and he told us to bring his food to the hostel.

S. Biola: ebami gbe ounje mi wa si hostel o, she e ti gbo?(Help me bring my food to hostel o)

Lolade: ekun, we don hearā€¦

S.biola: mad manā€¦

Lolade: baba, lemme Pour do small na..

S.biola: abi weyrey leleyi ni, lori iyawo temi. (U dey mad, on top my wife)

Lolade: kosi were jor, I go Pour ur room when I reach hostel

S.biola: with my food ni o

Lolade: no lele

As he waka for that dining hall, I noticed everyone in the hall murmuring and then they all busted when heā€™s out kpata kpataā€¦ I was like whatā€™s funnyā€¦

That little raw Ā§ex I witnessed live kept me wondering till a day at school during long break that I asked a friend of mine;

Friend: fawaz, come here make we talk.

Me: and the talk is about wetin?

Friend: about u!

Me: whatā€™s wrong with you o?

Friend: I noticed something about you ever since the last saturday of last month, I notice a change in you!

Me: observant! Wetin u notice?

Friend: talk to me, Iā€™m your friend fawaz. Donā€™t hide anything from me! Is it that they didnā€™t gave you pocket money from home?

Me: see dis yeye boy, did I tell u anytin do me or I told u Iā€™m hiding anytin. Leave me alone let me be jare!

Friend: I know you more than you think! Or is it that a senior gave you a work thatā€™s too hard or what?

Me: mr knower, keep it up..

Friend: you are too playful, thatā€™s why I donā€™t like you, you turn almost everything to joke even when everyone is seriousā€¦. Look, I promise to help u out if you let me know whatā€™s bothering you and if you donā€™t. Bye!

As he wan move, I dragged him back and said

Me: do you have a girlfriend?

Friend: (laughing) so, you need a girlfriend?

Me: answer me jor

Friend: I have and is there any problem?

Me: how did you get a girlfriend?

Friend: see foolish boy wey dey whine me! Donā€™t think I donā€™t know about those girls you dey F**K oā€¦.

My head rang as I heard that word ā€˜F**Kā€™ again..

Me: look, come letā€™s talk.

Friend: and what are we doing before?

Me: mtchew, talk jor, how did u get a gf?

Friend: is it a joke or whining?

Me: I mean it, I donā€™t know how to get a girlfriend!

Friend: I will help you out, but on one reason!

Me: ehn ehn, lemme hear!

Friend: youā€™ll gimme half of your rice on thursday!

Me: for what?

Friend: you dey craze, shey u think say na free? I go help u get a girl and youā€™ll be fu-Cking her for freeā€¦ And u are asking me what, water ni!

Me: thatā€™s what I donā€™t understand, whatā€™s the meaning of ā€˜F**Kā€™ and what is the essence of a girlfriend?

Friend: no answer for u now, youā€™ll know everything by nightā€¦

Me: why not now?

Friend: sha calm down!

Me: okay boss.

(I named him friend cos Iā€™ve forgotten his name tho)

So, the day flew away with usain bolt speed its like 3hours that e take reach night from that break period.

I was inside my room feeling like ā€˜whatā€™s going to happen tonight?ā€™ before I heard a gunshot!

Guess what?
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To Be Continuedā€¦


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