Holy Boy Turn Baddo

Episode 21

Voice: eyin wo niyen?

I wanted to run away as one of my friend’s babe drew me back and replied the person that screamed a question at us.

Babe: awa omo yin nooni (we are your children)

Voice: latibo (from where)

Babe: school wa niyen ni tosi. (Our school is not far from here)

Voice: kilewa shey nibi? (what do you want in my farm?)

Babe: awa pade arawa nibi ni. (We came to meet ourselves here ni)

Voice: shey ko n shey eyin tema n ji n kan ni oko mi? (hope its not those that do steal at my farm?)

Babe: omo jeje niwa, ama wa ran yin lowo gan ti aba shey tan. (We’ll come to help you when we’re through sir)

Voice: ema jaye yin lo. (Enjoy yourselves)

Babe: baba baba. Eshey (thanks)

I was relieved with that. But

Me: wait sef wetin be ur name? (Pointing to the first babe)

1st Babe: modi

Me: and you? (to the 2nd babe)

2nd babe: titi

Me: okay. Yetunde o, je a rira (let’s see).

Friend: hmm hmmm, I go love o

Me: go ahead and love na. Who dey drag u back?

We moved away from where we all sat to a corner where I was battling her with battalions of question.

Me: which kind connection dey btw u and those girls?

Yetty: they’re my friends.

Me: ehn ehn

Yetty: and they’re my seniors

Me: and how come dem be your friends?

Yetty: they’re my friends at our area but they are my senior in school.

Me: okay, but shey you no dey live for hostel ni?

Yetty: yes na, I don’t like that hostel jor.

Me: hmmm, you dey Jss2 right?

Yetty: sheybi I told you that earlier?

Me: yes na, just felt like asking again ni.

Yetty: okay

Me: but why you still be virgin?

Yetty: (laughing) what kind of question is that?

Me: shey I no fit ask ni?

Yetty: but its funny. Can’t I be?

Me: of course u fit be na but…..

Yetty: but what? Wo, forget. Can we move?

Me: u dey fight me?

Yetty: I’m sorry jor, let’s just go.

Me: no p then.

After getting where others were, we all wanted to go our different ways as we heard a shout from a familiar voice which came from nowhere.

Voice: teba koja ibeyen (if you move).

Guess who it was?