I Date White Men Only

Episode 5

Weekend is finally here…. Me and Ahmad had planned to meet at Shoprite in Ikeja, so I got to Shoprite at the entrance of Shoprite waiting for him, of which I borrowed money for transportation from Bidemi. It was even Ahmad that advised me
to borrow from my friend that he was gonna pay it back, when I told I don’t have transportation fare.
Before I forget, when Ahmad asked me how much was the transportation fare from my school to his place, I told him 5k for cab, can you believed that Ahmad told me to enter public bus that will cost me less than 2k to get to Shoprite. He said the 5k was too much, can you imagine.

Well, at Shoprite already, I packaged myself as usual, waiting for Ahmad, I waited for over 30 mins before Ahmad finally showed up. I saw Ahmad but to my surprise, he was totally different from the picture, he’s short, not handsome with a bald head and he’s a black Indian. I wasn’t impressed when I saw him but I just had to faked a smile, even tho he seemed reserved cos he greeted me with handshake instead of hugging. We greeted…
Me: (frowned my face) What took you so long? You kept me waiting
Ahmad: I’m really sorry, it was traffic… Please don’t be annoyed.
Me: I actually wanted to change my mind and go back to school.
Ahmad: Please forgive me angel.

Go back to school? For my mind, when I don’t have t.fare, OYO is my case. We eventually went inside Shoprite to get somethings, not something important, we just bought food, snacks and pastries. After buying we go straight to his place in Ikeja, he was living a nice apartment tho, but I discovered this garlic odour in his apartment.
Anyway we ate our food, we talked on and on, he was admiring me, he said he’s single. Honestly, he’s not charming at all but I’m after his money anyway. While talking with him, I checked my BBM and I saw numerous pings from Bidemi, asking me about Shori Shori (Ahmad),when I saw her pings I just burst into laughter. I quickly replied her with whole details, giving her the Ahmad’s full description, what he looks like. I stopped chatting with her, continued talking with Ahmad. So I remembered during me and Ahmad previous chats on social media, he told me there was one secret he would expose to me when we meet that he wouldn’t want to tell me on phone cos so many ladies left him because of this secret.

So I asked him what’s the secret, cos he promised to tell me when we meet. You wouldn’t believe what the secret is, honestly speaking I didn’t even notice it not until he showed me his left fingers, two of his five fingers have been chopped off, he’s got just three fingers. Fear catch me, no wonder he was hiding away his left hand away. I was shocked when I saw it. He told me girls run for him whenever he shows them the hand even indian girls, he began to beg me to leave him. I said to myself, that I will only stay with him if he can spend very well.

It was late in the night, on the bed already, we’ve both freshened up. I kept on looking at Ahmad’s lower region, he’s got a tiny Joy stick. Omo, which kind disappointment be this? I would have even managed him assuming he has a big Joy stick anyway,I’m here for the money. While sleeping, Ahmad began to touch me, I was so irritated. He moved closer this time, touching me, I didn’t know what to do anymore. I just had to respond by kissing him,odour of garlic gushing out from his mouth. I just had to endure, we continued kissing, smooching,squeezing my Bosso.

I grabbed his uncircumcised Joy stick in his boxers, it wasn’t that tiny after all. We continued, he grabbed my Bosso and was suking my Tips, this one na bad indian ooo. Then he pull his boxers, reaching out for my K!ttyC@t, I quickly stopped him, I declined that I don’t want sex on our first date. He began to persuade me,begging me, he was a gentle man anyway, so he didn’t argue much. I promised to give him a Mouth Gig instead, which I did, su*king his joys tick till he cu m. We slept off, till the next morning.

Initially I already planned to stay with him till Monday morning but I changed my mind, so we woke up that morning. Freshened up, had my breakfast from leftovers of yesterday. It was on Sunday, so I lied to him that something came up which I won’t be staying till the next day. He begged me stay till the next day which I declined but promised to visit him the next weekend, the next thing I heard was…
Ahmad: My ATM card has expired, I don’t have much here.
Huh! I hope this Shori Shori won’t fall my hands sha. I eventually left his place, he even dropped me at the garage. While in his car on our way to the garage, his driver driving. Ahmad brought out money and was giving flimsy excuses, saying his ATM has expired that he doesn’t have much. I knew he was lying, I collected the money and I counted it, it was 7k. I was so furious but I just had to pretend to be happy, he begged me that he was going to do better the next weekend I come visiting. I requested for a kiss, I kissed him, I got down from his car and bid farewell cos that would be last time, I’ll ever see him again. Gosh! He’s so stingy, he can’t even give common 20k, because I didn’t have se*x with him, I already knew he was going to be a very stingy man from the moment he told me to take public bus to Ikeja, can you imagine, he doesn’t want to spend. I told him 5k for transportation he reduced it to 2k, now I believe Indian men are stingy, very stingy.

I went back to school, Ahmad even called me when I got to school, he’s caring right? Anyway, i settled some bills or should I say debts, payed Bidemi the money I borrowed from her, gave her the full details of everything that transpired between me and Shori Shori (Ahmad).
In the room…
Bidemi: Na wa ooo, this Shori Shori na bad market.
He can’t even do you well, no snacks or ice cream for me.
Me: For where, he’s very stingy and unattractive.
Bidemi: Probably because you didn’t give him sex. Me: God forbid, sex with that thing, smelling of Garlic. I only gave him Mouth Gig (feeling irritated)….
That his uncircumised thing.
Bidemi: Tolu you are very raw and disgusting.
Me: Abegi! No be my fault now, na money…. (Stoodup) See, I know I will still hit my jackpot, I will meet own white man that is sent from heaven. I know I will, I just won’t give up.
Bidemi: But what about Obinna your boyfriend?
Me: That ibo boy, abegi. He’s just my baby daddy…
The only thing that is still making me run after him is his joy- stick, he’s very good bed, he can only fu*k well, apart from that nothing else. Very useless boy..
Bidemi: I thought you love this guy so much.
Me: Love sha! I need more than that now, shey na love go help me pay my school fees, 3 sessions ooo (hissed)…… That reminds me, let me even call the fool to remind him about the pocket money I asked him, I even missed his joy stick sef.
Picked up my phone to call him…..

Ahmad kept on calling me to ask if I was still going to come the next weekend, he kept calling to the extent that I ignored his calls, he was already turning to a pest. Initially, I had intention of going to his place that weekend but something else came up. I met another white guy that invited over to his place in V.I, this one is a Lebanese dude, I’ve totally forgotten his name. He is very cute, as in very cute, he’s cutest of them all. This Lebanese guy has been
living in Nigeria for 9 years, so he was just acting like Nigerian guy, he speaks Pidgin fluently and little bit of Yoruba language. I was surprised, to the extent that he wears native attires and he attends owanbe parties very well.

So I went to this Lebanese’s place in V.I, took cab of course, he paid the cab man. He is very cute, he works with a construction company, the funniest part is that I actually met him on Badoo on Friday and I went to his place on Saturday, can you imagine how foolish I am. Its not my fault, this Lebanese dude is charming, funny and so friendly, that was the reason why I ditched Shori Shori. Well, I got to his apartment, its a nice place. This Lebanese dude was just all over me, speaking yoruba to me, he was just pecking me, he was too close for comfort and I liked it. We were already acting as if we’ve known each for a very long time, I just don’t know what came over us. We began to kiss, kissing,smooching, squeezing the hell out of my Bosso, doing all these on the couch in sitting room, pulling off my blouse, sU-Cking my Tips, kissing me really hard, the tension was crazy, it was crazy.

He quickly loosened his belt and brought his 14inches joy stick, fear catch me, I was surprised, this is even bigger than my boyfriend’s own, very long and curvy, he is circumcised. I grabbed his Joy stick and gave him a crazy Mouth Gig, as he was Squeezing my Bosso, sU-Cking his J0yst!ck his 14inches J0yst!ck, it couldn’t even size my mouth. Then he went on knees and reached for my K!ttyC@t and was eating it so bad, my legs were shaking as he was rimming my K!ttyC@t, damn, he’s so good at it, he began to finger me, squeezing my Bosso simultaneously, I was just mo@ning really hard, manipulation me and was eating it also, I was already squirting, then he said…
Lebanese dude: Are you enjoying it? (manipulation me)
Me: Yes baby (mo@ning)
Then he asked for the impossible…
Lebanese dude: Should we tape it? (In a se#ual tone)

To Be Continued…