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Episode 19

“Big time. Guy, na Boss place we go buy the leaves
from o. You know say him vegetable always dey
fresh.”

I said and he grinned. He left me and went out,
well, I was still smiling when my phone vibrated. I
picked the crazy Nokia up and looked at the screen.

One New Message.

“I am sorry if I had sounded somehow the last time.
You know I am just recovering from heartbreak and
would not want to commit myself immediately.
Please forgive me. It won’t repeat itself. I love you
more than you love me.”

Perpetual don come again!!!
I dropped the phone. I was happy inside o but men,
I was also confused. So this babe been don like me
na im she wan turn me to her money bag eh. My
finger just dey scratch me make I call her but my
mind dey say make I relax. If I call am, e go show
say I dey desperate for a come-back. Come-back to
wetin self? Wasting my money without tasting shi-
shi from her honey pot. Some girls just dey too
wicked walai. After guy don spend for you finish,
you go come break up with am. Once them realize
say them really gain from you and no maga dey
forthcoming, them go use sweet talk take bath your
ear. If you mumu, you go fall the second time.
“Na wetin this babe want now? After she don form
finish she wan come back. Maybe I go draw her oil
this time”

Na so I dey carry talk to myself when something
dey bother me. Una no fit blame me sha, every man
dey always determine to succeed for where him
been fail before.

“brrr brrr”
My phone begin ring. I look the call, na so I ignore
am. The phone come ring 4 more times. All na
Perpetual dey on the line. Kai, I just dey gyrate say
na my time to do yanga be that. I no call am till
when I close from office. Na that time I say make I
call her so that I go gist the short journey from my
office down to bridge or massalaci junction wey I
go see car enter.

“The number you are calling is not reachable.

Please try again later”

Thunder go fire MTN or the mumu network wey no
good. Useless people wey no dey like their
customer enjoy better thing. Na so I say make I begin vex when my phone start to dey ring again.

“brrrr brrrr”
I no form big boy o. After all, na she wan apologize
no be me. Na so I pick the call come keep quiet for
like 5 seconds.

“Hello, are you there?”
Kai, I miss that voice. Na so I swallow spit compose
myself. I no wan talk like say I dey excited.
Everything na step by step.

“Yes, I am”
I answered, my voice come even surprise me. The bass just come out, men, I come dey trip for myself.

See bass abeg.

“Did you see my message?”
See question. I blind?
“Nah, did you send any message?”
I want make she use her mouth take talk wetin dey
the message. Una no fit blame me na, once the wind
change, na to mess follow the direction. Na who dey
road go hear the smell.

“Ok, maybe network is holding the message even
though it showed ‘delivered’ on my phone. Did you
see my missed calls?”

Them no dey lie for this kind question. Mind you, no
be lie I dey lie, I just dey play matured game.
“I did but I was busy.”
Na so her voice change…
“Busy doing what eh!”
O boy, the babe never change o.
“If you are going to talk to me in that manner, I will
drop this call”

Na so I threaten am. By that time I don dey wait for
car make e come.
“I am sorry. I love you and I want to be with you.”

Walahi, this kind question no be me dey answer am,
na my diicck dey always do the talking. The preek
just charge slightly as my mind just imagine how
her body go look like if she no wear cloth.
“hmmmm…”

Na wetin comot from my mouth but for my mind na
“I FEEL GOODDDD… TA RA RA RA RA RA”.
“Is that all you will say?”
By that time car don come and I don jump enter
inside after elbowing one guy comot from road. The
guy self just dey outside dey abuse me. For where,
I send am, me don enter car, na wetin important be
that

“Hey see, we will talk later. I just entered into a
car.” (this line famous ma)
Na so I drop call before she fit protest. Minutes
later….

“I will be waiting for you in Oceanic Bakery”
Sweettttttt!!!!!!!


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