Infinite Wahala

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 1

“A round of applause for Mike” the teacher said showing satisfaction to what Mike said

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“This is the kind of children we want not old cargoes like johnbull” the teacher continued

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“Or jonny just come” Mike buttressed the teacher’s statement – the whole class bursted into laughter

Wait!!? Did Mike just make jest of me ? I’ll deal with him

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“Haha” I laughed to satisfaction after hearing Mike calling out his mom for help

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At home ?

I was welcomed by the sweet sensation of my mother’s food “ohh God, you no go kill me with food you this woman” I complimented her food in pigin

“Mama!!” I shouted, wondering where she was

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“Mtcheew” someone hissed, catching my attention

“Aha mama, what’s the problem?”

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“Are you cursed?” She asked

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“I don’t understand mama” I replied “what have I done again?”

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“What haven’t you done? Just now mama nkechi reported you to me, saying that you poured her food stuffs away. What’s your problem you this boy?”

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“Mama it’s not my fault nah, I was passing by earlier today, when suddenly nkechi poke her tongue at me.

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I warned not to do that again, but she persisted. I was about to beat her when her mother came out. I tried explaining to her but she just said “cursed child”

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I thought she was talking to someone else until I realised it was me”

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“Can you hear yourself? Just because of tongue poking. You know what just go inside and kneel down I’m coming”