Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 25

TONY

Women are hard to figure out…. At first, when I apologized to Linda, I thought she wouldn’t accept my apology but then a few days later, she was a whole new person, She started greeting me in a most pleasant way, She was smiling most of the them, sometimes I would wonder if she was just planning some kind of mischief cause sometimes women are be very dangerous even at the most exciting moments..

Finally, we were cool with each other and were page to our former page but I maintained my distance.. I didn’t want to make the same mistake again but then I realized some changes around Linda, She was dressing in some decent but attractive clothes and she was beginning to show some kind of confidence… She was still as humble as she was but it would seem she had upgraded herself.

Before when i stare at her, she’d be feeling disgusted by my stare but now, she would just smile and pass… To be honest.. She was driving me crazy and I did not know what to do.

So one Saturday evening… I went and consulted Faruk about the issue, but first I had to tell him the biff Linda and I had, and his answer was rather quite… Well

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Tony I’m telling you, Faruk… I don’t know what to do. That girl is driving me loco.

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Faruk Well, you know what you have to do, claim your prize.

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Tony Didn’t you hear what I just told you? If I try that fiasco again… I’m going to be in her black list forever…

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Faruk I don’t think so… Besides didn’t you say she’s being all nice and friendly?

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Tony Too nice and friendly in fact.

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Faruk And when you look at her, she smiles back at you unlike before when she frowns at you.

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Tony Yes..

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Faruk See? She won’t put you in her black list but this time try a more tender approach instead of a direct approach.

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Tony But… You know women, they’re so unpredictable.

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Faruk Mallam, Relax…… Come on tony… You handled women easily before.. This one can’t be any different.

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Tony You’re wrong… This one is different.. She’s unique.

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Faruk (laughs) Unique? Really? Please stop saying nonsense… Just choke her with bundles of cash and she’ll be yours.

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Tony Humph, if that girl wanted money, she would have gotten it since… I’m telling you Faruk… Linda is different.. I mean, I’ve been with lots of women and I do as i please with them without them complaining but this one… She’s hard to bend.

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Faruk Wow… Well.. That should give you the motivation to go after her… Women like this are hard to find…. Seriously if you want her.. Then you have to get her.

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Tony But what about Funke?

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Faruk Ohhhh…. Tony… If you ever mention that btch’s name, you’re going to have to find another friend… Ditch the SLt… It’s not like you’re married to her.. You’re just engaged, it can be broken off… Popular celebs have got engaged and broken it off like that..

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Tony I don’t know man…

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Faruk Look man.. Let me tell you something… If you know your heart is not 100% percent with Funke, just let her go. Its better to stay lonely than pairing yourself up with a wrong partner.. Nothing hurts in life more than that… Don’t go and start making regrets in your future cause marriages like you and Funke always ends up in choas which may lead to one of you killing one another or committing suicide because of hypertension and depression.

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Tony Suicide? God forbid…

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Faruk Then if you don’t want that.. Change your course of romance.. Time is now.

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What Faruk said completely and utterly made sense… There’s nothing more frustrating in life than making a wrong decision that will make you regret in later life.. Ever since, I made that proposal to Funke, I felt nothing for her unlike before when I was crazy about her.. I had to think and realize, that wasn’t love, but lust.. Most people who are engaged to each other are happy but in my case, I felt miserable.

So after a while, I left Faruk’s place and drove to my Mom’s place to see her, You may all be wondering why Chris was driving me around like he used to, well it was because of my sister, Ever since that Fiasco happened, they’ve been close and she had now snatched him away from me, claiming he was now her personal driver, but i knew he wasn’t only driving around, they were doing some other things as well.

A bit later, I arrived at my mom’s house, I realize there was cars parked at the front gate, looks like she’s entertaining some guests.

I parked my car and went into the house, and discovered it was Funke and her relatives, the bastards were here about setting our marriage date and were making plans for the wedding shopping. As soon as Funke noticed my presence, she ran towards me and hug me a kiss.

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Funke Tony baby.. You sure a good sense of timing.

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Susan Evening Tony..

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Tony Evening mom…

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Susan Come have a sit..

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Funke and I walked towards them and sat opposite them, her relatives were just smiling like wolves that have seen a herd of sheep. After mom introduced them, we exchanged pleasantries, the apes were just busy praising me as if I was some kind of god…

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Tony So what’s going on here?

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Susan Well, Susan and i were planning out how your wedding it’s going to be, now we’re planning on setting the date of the marriage.

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Funke And Of course, the wedding shopping. Isn’t it exciting?

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Tony Yeah but uh… When is wedding going to take place?

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Funke Three weeks from now.

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Tony Wow… But Uhm… Don’t you think its a bit early… Cause there are some things I need to sort out first.. How about we leave it a month from now cause besides I need to spend more time with Funke a little while longer.

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Everyone in the room wasn’t happy about this except my mom, to her it was nothing..Funke definitely wasn’t pleased with this but hearing that I wanted to spend more time with her, she agreed.

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Susan Okay, Funke what do you say?

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Funke Okay then.. Let’s leave a month from now.

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Susan Okay then.. Its settled, the wedding will take place a month from now.

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After that, Funke and I left the house, together with her relatives, but we all went our separate ways.. As I was driving home with Funke, she was busy hissing and muttering some words.

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Tony Is something wrong?

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Funke Why would you postpone the wedding huh? Why?

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Tony Come on babe, I want to spend more time with you, cause after we’re married we’ll both be busy.

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Funke Supposing one of us died before the wedding day, how will that turn out?

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Tony Come on Funke, nothing will happen.. Stop thinking about such ill wishes.

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Soon, we arrived home, Darkness was beginning to spread over the skies as we reached home. Immediately we got into the house, I noticed our gourmet chef in the sitting room.

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Tony Mr. Akin… What’s going on?

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Akin well sir, I’m here to tell you that I quit.

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Tony Quit? For what now? Don’t I pay you enough?

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Akin You do but I’ve got someone else that pays much more than you… Now if you’ll excuse me, I’d like to say it’s been a pleasure working for you.. Good evening.

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Akin kindly walked out leaving me stunned and shocked… How in the world am I going to start looking for a chef this night? Cecilia is handles most of this things, isn’t around and the worst part is.. The only thing I can prepare is bread and tea..

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Funke So? What now Tony? What are we going to eat?

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Tony i have no idea.. Say.. Can you cook?

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Funke Yes.. Kinda.. What are you proposing?

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Tony Why don’t you cook for us?

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It was as if I said some kind of abomination… Funke gave me a look of disgust, and hissed at me, She walked upstairs leaving me standing… From what I can tell, that hostility of hers means NO.

So seeing that I was out of portions, I decided to go to a nearby food joint to get something for the both of us.

As I was driving, I saw one fried chicken joint , I parked there, bought two buckets of chicken and then drove home, I had to take a detour and buy some drinks to wash it down with the chicken.

After that, I drove straight home… As I arrived, Funke was already at the sitting room tapping on her iPhone, when she saw me walk in she began to ask… stupid questions.

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Funke Where were you?

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Tony Where was i? Can’t you see what’s in my hands? Can’t you even welcome me?

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Funke Please shut it.. Is that fried chicken, hope you bought shawarma ?

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I couldn’t believe it, Was this b*tch for real?I gave her no reply, I went straight to the kitchen and served the chicken on one plate and went to meet her, she was still tapping on her phone, when i got there.

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Tony Okay, let’s eat.

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Funke Hmm, smells delicious..

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We sat down and ate in silence, Funke was just busy eating the chicken as if it had some dirt on it.. After taking one or two laps of chicken, she stood up and went upstairs to my bedroom, so seeing that she was full, I decided to pour the rest of the chicken into my belly and boy… I had a good time and a full stomach.

After a while, I went upstairs to sleep, as I entered the room, I saw Funke with eyes closed, masturbating with her fingers.. I stared at her and noticed how hot she was in that moment and I was starting to get aroused… So seeing that she wasn’t aware of my presence, I stripped my boxers, and joined her on the bed, I quickly mounted on her and penetrated her pink vaginal void.

Funke gasped as she felt my rod inside her, She opened her eyes and saw me ramming her hard, she moaned spreading her legs a bit more wider, as she grabbed on to my ass pulling me closer to her..

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Funke (moans seductively) Yes.. Yes.. Ahnnn, ohhh, yeah.. Right there… Ahhh, yes.. Hit me there.. Harder..

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Tony (groans) Ahhh, yes.. Spread your legs for me..

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Funke Yes… Wait.. I hope you’ve left some chicken for me.. Cause after this, I’m going to eat.

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Tony What? I ate it all.

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Funke What?

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Funke with one great push, shoved me off her, She began to curse and mutter some very unpleasant words.

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Funke Greedy fool, so you expect me to go hungry huh?

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Tony What are you even saying? You left me with the chicken, what was I supposed to do? You didn’t tell me you were still hungry.

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Funke I can’t believe this…. So you’ve eaten to your full, and now you want to f–k my body with your cursed d*ck.. Go to hell.

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I couldn’t believe it… Funke wore her pajamas and covered herself with the bedsheets. So I stood up, took my pillow and went to sleep on the couch.. To make things worst, my d*ck was still on the rise.. So after a while.. I slept off.

The next day wasn’t so pretty, Since there was no chef, I had to go and buy some food, I wanted to make some tea but I didn’t know how to use the gas cooker and I couldn’t use the electric kettle either because the transformer had some issues.

Funke did nothing except to eat, bath and dress, she left the house claiming she was going to church.. I was left alone in a messy house… If only Linda was here, things would have been better and she wouldn’t be available except in the evening.

So after a while, I decided to tidy up the house a bit.. First, I swept and mopped the house, the best way I could and after a while, I tried washing the plates.. It was a disaster, while washing some of them, they slipped and fell to the ground breaking into pieces, The d–n things were so slippery, just how do women do all this difficult things?

By noon, I decided to go out and shop for groceries, I wanted to make lunch by myself, its high time I learnt how to cook because of situations like this.

As I got to the mall, I was bombarded by some fanatics of mine, after signing some few autographs, I was left alone.

As I went to the grocery section, I was baffled, I didn’t know where to start from, there were alot of things on display, so I decided to choose randomly..

After filling my cart with lots of things that I don’t even know about, I decided to go and pay for them, immediately I left the grocery section, I clashed with Linda.

Man! She was a sight for sore eyes and I have to say, she was lovely.. She wore a pair of long black silky slacks and a white T-shirt that has a Gucci insignia on it.. Man, she was radiating and ravishing.

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Tony Linda!

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Linda Afternoon sir.. How’s your weekend?

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Tony Well, it was awful.. U?

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Linda It was nice… So what brings you here?

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Tony Uhm.. I came to buy some groceries.. The chef quit yesterday.

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Linda Oh… So is Funke going to do the dishes for you?

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Tony Nah.. I don’t think if she can cook, i’m going to cook myself.

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Linda (surprised) Oh… Then are these all the groceries… Don’t you think its too much, besides you don’t everything in here to cook lunch… Here let me help you.

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Linda grabbed the handle of the cart and handled everything.. She took a look at the stuff in the cart and reduced some of them.. 30mins later, the cart was reduced halfway, after that we went the cashier and paid for them.

Whilst Linda was dropped the stuff at the counter, the cashier lady was trying to make a pass at me.. She was winking and smiling seductively, she secretly passed me a small paper which contained her phone number, and she made a sign with her hands to call her.. All I did was smile… After we were done Linda and I left the place, immediately I saw a dustbin, I threw the paper.. What in the world I’m going with a woman like her when I already have Linda by my side. Linda saw what I did and asked what was going on.

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Linda Sir.. What is that?

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Tony Its just some useless paper.. Never mind.

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We soon reached outside and went to where I parked my car, we loaded the stuff into the boot and then we drove back to my place.