Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 39
FUNKE
For as long I can remember, Iāve never lost to anyone , I did whatever it took to get what I wantā¦ Never in my life did I think Iāll be in this position where Iād lose something to a nobody, a street gutter ghetto nobody..
To even think of it makes me boil with Joy.. I knew from the very moment I laid my eyes on the btch Linda, I knew there was something about her that makes me not to like herā¦ And as I suspected it happenedā¦ First she stole my fiance, disgraced me in public by slapping me and then,ā¦ā¦. Then she gets to share the spotlight with Tony on TV ?ā¦ Just imagine.. That btch enjoying every moment of fame with Tony.. That was supposed to be me up there not her.. And the worst part is.. Sheās now in Europe with tony.. Just imagine thatā¦.. Before you know it theyāll beā¦. ARRRGGGGHHHā¦.. I HATE YOU LINDA!!!
I wonāt sit down and let that sl*t take everything from meā¦ No wayā¦ Iām going to get even.. If Iām not going to have Tony then neither will she!
As the days went by Iāve been trying to look for a way to make that b*tch pay, All i wanted was revenge and it will get it of thatās the last thing I do.. I kept searching and searching for something that I could pin on Linda and make her look like a fool but I couldnāt find anything.. But I still didnāt give up..
People I loathe especially Hermione were making fun of me on her TV shows about Linda being Tonyās love interest ; because of her, people started making fun of me.. Some sent me texts of mockery and doctored images of me, tony and Linda.. I was full of rage that I temporarily shut down my social media accounts as if that wasnāt enough, Lindaās face began to pop up on news feeds and celebrity news papers the headline of the news was Tonyās Juliet .. A week after their departure ? Tony posted a photo of him and Linda in the London tower bridge on social media ? and it went viralā¦
I couldnāt handle this shit anymore.. It would seem everyone was my enemy, cause when Tony and I split up, I got no word of pity or sympathy but now that heās with Linda, everyone is smearing it on my face, What an insult of the highest order.
So one Sunday eveningā¦ I was invited to a small party by Alhaji Garba which was taking place in his private house, i had nothing else to do and besides I needed this party to let off some steamā¦ Garba and I sat together on his warm couch , having drinks and eating peppered suya meat.. Everyone there was busy having fun especially Alhaji Garbaās friends whom were being occupied by prostitutes.. I on the other hand wasnāt having any fun, but I did enjoy the suya meat and chilled beer ? though. Alhaji Garba noticed my mood and began to taunt me.
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Garba ā” Still mad about that sexy lady thatās taken your place in Tonyās heart, hmm?
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Funke ā” Alhaji!? Stop it..
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Garba ā” Well, to be honest I canāt blame Tony.. That girl is as hot as fire and sheād make an amazing breeder..
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Funke ā” Alhaji!! For the last time stop.. Whatās the meaning of this?
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Garba ā” What are you going to do, hmm? Its your fault.. You should have kept your secret affairs in order but No! You got greedy and careless.. Now that attractive young woman is having a good time with your Exā¦ Itās just sad.
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Funke ā” Look, one more word and Iām leaving, okay? I came here to relax and lay off some steam.. Just please leave me alone..
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Garba ā” Alright if you say so..(laughs)
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Godā¦ I hate this manā¦ The only reason Iām sticking close to him is because heās resourceful and very handyā¦ If not because of this qualities I wouldnāt have bothered with him.. In that moment, A lady approached me and Alhaji Garba, from the looks of her, sheās like kind of women that use or sell off going girls to become s*x slaves overseas.. The lady sat next to Alhaji Garba, she took his glass of wine and gulped it down.
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Madam Paprika ā” Alhaji, Alhajiā¦
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Garba ā” Madam Paprika! The iron lady.. Itās been a while..
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Madam Paprika ā” Absolutely Alhajiā¦ Some of the girls have been missing you.. Theyāve been asking me to connect them with you againā¦
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Garba ā” Donāt mind themā¦ So I see youāre keeping my friends entertained with some of your girls..
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Madam Paprika ā” Yes.. I had a short notice, so I did the best I could to choose the perfect one for them.
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Garba ā” I seeā¦
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Madam Paprika ā” So Chief.. Whoās this fine young woman?ā¦ She looks kind of familiar.
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Garba ā” Sheās funke Adejumo, the Tv reporter and the newspaā¦.
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Paprika ā” Oh yes, now I remember.. Itās been a while since Iāve seen her father.. Whatās wrong with her?
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Garba ā” Oh, sheās just still pining over Tony.. Her grand plan was ruined thanks to that new lady Tony is currently dating..
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Paprika ā” Iām sorry my dearā¦ I have to say I really underestimated Linda, I never knew she used her charms to climb up the way to the ladder of success.. Ambitious b*tch. No wonder she stopped working for me.
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Funke ā” (shocked) WHAT?? Do you know her?
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Paprika ā” Of course I doā¦ She used to be working for me as a prostitute.
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I couldnāt believe what I heardā¦ So that sneaky, little sl*t was once a prostituteā¦ But she doesnāt look like one.. Well turns out appearances are deceiving.. I asked the lady more about Linda.
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Funke ā” So how long was she working for you?
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Paprika ā” Just a few months.. She wasnāt that active like the otherā¦ I reserved her for special customers.. But the girl has this annoying moral code..thatās making her not to do her job wellā¦ Besides the reason why she did the job was so she could take care of little brother, whoās suffered from a fatal injury.
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Funke ā” So sheās served a lot of customers?
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Paprika ā” Not just a handful like I said she only serves special customers.
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Funke ā” I seeā¦ Thank you.. Youāve just made day a whole lot better.
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After the party, I went home feeling excited and joyfulā¦. As I got home, I locked myself in my room and began to plan how I was going to use this information on Lindaā¦ Oh I canāt wait to see Tonyās face when he learns that heās sweet little Linda was a prstitute. And as for that btch.. Iām going to make life a living hell for her, not only am I going to embarrass her, Iām going to make her lose everything and I mean everything.
A few days later, I met with Stella and Olivia discussing with them about the news I got from that pimp lady..
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Stella ā” Ashawo!!! I canāt believe thisā¦ I must admit sheās pretty smart..
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Olivia ā” I must sayā¦ She really fooled everyone and she made you look like a second runner.
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Funke ā” Shut it both of you.. After Iām done with her.. Sheāll know that khaki is not leatherā¦ Iām going to humiliate that b*tch and I wonāt stop thereā¦ Iām going to make sure she loses everything she loves.. Do you guys know where I can hire an assassin?
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Stella ā” Funke! Hold on.. What do you need an assassin for?
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Olivia ā” Yeah.. This is getting out of hand..
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Funke ā” Mind your business, if you wonāt help me then stay out of my way..
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Cowardsā¦ They did stay out of my way, and left me to my own devices but who needs them, Iāll handle this myself.. I asked most of the people I know but everyone was as cowardly as my friends.. So after a week of asking, I decided to go and ask Frank.
When I asked Frank, he was hesitant at first but at last he said he knew one assassin, he gave me the assassinās contact and warned not to implicate him if things got messy.
So One Tuesday afternoon in my work place , I decided to call this assassin and see if we could arrange a meeting.. I had to call the number 3 times before it was picked.
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Assassin ā” Hello.. Whoās this?
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I couldnāt believe it? This is a womanās voice.. So the assassin is a female? Well, I bet sheās some kind rugged lady with ugly features and arms all over her, she must be those kind of ghetto ladies that have no background at all.
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Funke ā” Uhm.. Iām Funke Adejumo.. Iād like us to meet now, I have a business for you..
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Assassin ā” Well, Iām busy right now.. How about you give me your address and Iāll come over later?
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Funke ā” Sureā¦.
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I gave her my address, and she ended the call after thatā¦.. Later in the evening, I was at home eating my meals when I heard a knock on the door, I went and opened it but there was nobody at the door, I closed the door and went back to dining table, as I got there, I saw a very stunning lady sitting on the table..
One look at the lady remained me of Linda, I have to say this lady was attractive, she had a nice fair, smooth, skin and a lovely figure, she wore a leather jacket and a black tight latex trouser, which made her look like those American rock stars and her shoes were black Nike āļø converse, her hair was jet set black and trimmed in a bob style fashion, on the side of her neck was tattoo of lily flowers. What boggled my mind was how did she get in? And who the hell does she think she is? So I approached her with caution and asked who she was.
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Funke ā” Excuse me? Who are you?
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Lily ā” The name is Lily.. You must be Funke, I suppose?
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Funke ā” Yes.. So?
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Lily ā” Iām the one you called this afternoon.. You said you have a job for me.
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Funke ā” Oh.. So youāre the one?
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Lily ā” Whatās the matter?
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Funke ā” itās just that youāre not what inwas expecting!
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Lily ā” I see.. Okay letās get down to businessā¦ I have no time to waste.
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I couldnāt believe this.. Who does this lady think she is? Talking to me anyhow.. So I sat on the chair and took my phone, tapped into my gallery and showed her a picture of Linda.. She sat down and bought out a small phone and placed on the table, she collected my phone and looked at it.. Seconds later, she handed the phone back to me..
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Lily ā” So let me guess you want me to kill this woman? Whatās her name?
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Funke ā” Her name is Lindaā¦ She also has a brother. He stays at the hospital.. Find out where he is and kill the b*stard.
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Lily ā” Hold on! I donāt kill people in those kind of situationā¦ But this Linda lady, where is she?
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Funke ā” Sheās in overseas but sheāll be back soon, when she does you know what to do as for her brother Iāll take care of him myself.
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Lily ā” Of courseā¦ See you thenā¦ Donāt call me.. Iāll call you when itās done.. Adios.
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Funke ā” What? Heyā¦ Come back here! who do you think you are?
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I couldnāt stand this b*tch acting all bossy towards me.. As I tried to call her back and show her whoās the boss, as quick as lighting flash, She threw something at me, it zipped past me slightly cutting me on the cheek, I quickly sat down on my seat feeling terrified and scared.. Lilyās expression had changed, her eyes were gloomy and deadly, She walked towards me and stretched out her hand and removed a dagger which was pinned on the wall.. She cleaned the dagger on my clothes and put it back in her jacket.. After that, she left my house and went out, I checked through my window and saw her outside, as she climbed a black power bike and rode off.
This Lily is dangerous.. She had almost killed me.. and I knew she didnāt miss that throw of hers, she must have done that to show that she wasnāt a woman to mess with.. Well, looks like Iāve gotten the right person for this job.. Linda.. Youāre finished.. Enjoy your last moments while you can cause youāre about to meet your maker and as for your brother, heās going to join you soon enough.
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LINDA
Tony sure took me by surprise when he took me to Europe, I was mad at him at first cause I wasnāt prepared for this and I was hoping to come back and see my brother,.. Well, i canāt blame Tony.. He did this all for me and the least I can do is be grateful.
The trip to Europe was fun, but as we soared through the clouds, I began to feel dizzy and bored.. Tony did his best to cheer me up, we talked, laughed, cracked jokes and enjoyed a moment of intimacy but we didnāt have s*x.
Hours later, We arrived at the continent of Europe and the plane flew to merry old England ??.
We landed at the airport of London and as we got out of the plane , a luxury Cadillac was waiting for us.. After our luggage was loaded into the boot, Tony and I entered and the driver drove us out of place.
It was an amazing site seeing the white colored people and the way their country was, As we drove through the streets of London, I couldnāt help but feel amazed by the building and sites I saw.. Tony on his own part showed me some things and told me their names as we passed along.
Minutes later, we arrived a place called Greenwich it was a country side, located outside the city of London, it was nice and quiet.. Moments later, we arrived at a big house, and I later found out it was Tonyās family house owned by him of course..
The place was quite big and it had a lot of space, and there was a lovely garden behind the house.. After the car was parked, our luggage were packed into the house by some old white men who I later found out they were Tonyās butlers.
After that, Tony grabbed hold my waist and led me into the house and it was lovely and beautiful, and more furnished than the one in Abuja.
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Tony ā” So how do you like this place?
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Linda ā” Its wonderful..
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Tony ā” Anything you want.. You can have it and you can do whatever you in here.. The butlers will attend to your needs. Just ask and theyāll do it for you.
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Linda ā” okayā¦ Uhm, whereās the bedroom?
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Tony ā” Itās upstairs.. Donāt worry, your luggage will be kept next to mine..
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Linda ā” Next to yours? Hold on.. Are you saying weāre going to sleep in the same room?
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Tony ā” Yeah..
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Linda ā” Unbelievable? What am I? Your wife? Iām not sleeping in the same room with you.. Iām not your wife..
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Tony ā” Yet..
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Linda ā” What is that suppose to mean?
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Tony ā” (laughs) Nothingā¦ Okay you can have your own room.
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Two weeks went by since I came to London, Tony and I spent most of the time exploring the city of London and the country side.. Of course he already knows the place, heās just giving me a tour.. We went to a lot of place, like #thetowerbridgeofLondon, #theroyalpalaceofEngland, #towerofLondon, #StPaulsCathedral, and a lot of cool places, we also went to #Wembley_stadium and watched a football match.. I wasnāt a fan of football but watching it live up close was exciting.
When we werenāt doing any of this, I would stay in the house and read my bible, hang out and socialize with the people of the neighborhood and also with the butlers.
I know Butlers are meant to serve people but these men were old enough to be my fathers and it is a sign of disrespect to be commanding someone like that, to be doing stuff for you.. I couldnāt do that.. So instead of sending the men around, I did things by myself, thatās the essence of having legs and feet, so you could move around and get what you want.. The Butlers didnāt mind serving me, but I told them not to stress themselves that I could things myself but they refused.. But nevertheless, we got along pretty well with all of them, especially one butler named Mr. Finley.
Mr. Finley was the head of the servants in Tonyās house, like Chris, he was an introvert, he hardly talks and he always has a cheerful expression on his face, we got along pretty well and whenever I was bored in the house, he entertained by playing the piano, he even taught me how to play the keys on the piano. It was hard but I soon got hang of it..
Mr. Finley and I were so close we would about ourselves, he told about his family and his granddaughter who was also spending her holidays in Lagos.. I also told him about my awful past and he felt sorry for me.
So one Monday evening , I decided to tell him about my secret and how I was afraid to tell Tony, after listening to my story, he gave a piece of his mind.
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Linda ā” What should I do sir?
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