Master Planner (Life As A Virgin)

Episode 19

Aunty Grace: “Who stole my money? I demand an answer now, who stole my money?”

Amara: “Haa….money! I don’t know o. I didn’t see any money not to talk of stealing it”

Aunty Grace” “Then who did….Who stole it?”

Amara: Maybe you can ask Queen. After all i am not the only one living in this house”

Aunty Grace: “Don’t give me that crap young lady. Its either you tell me where my money is or else i will call the police for you”

Queen: “Aunty! What is the matter. I heard your voice, in fact i was woken up by your voice- i hope all is well?”

Amara: “All is not well…in fact Queen, where is mum’s money?”

Queen: “Money! As in cash…Aunty, did you lost any money?”

Aunty Grace: “Yes i did and i demand to know the person that stole my money right now”

Queen: “Ah ah…this is strange o. How much is missing ma?”

Aunty Grace: “Its about 200,000 (Two hundred thousand naira) and its meeting money and not mine”

Queen: “200,000 naira”….I said, clapping my hands at a slow pace….”Who will now take such a huge amount of money here?”

Amara: “Stop pretending Queen….you know very well that you took mum’s money. Go and bring it o”

Queen: “Me!!! Took Aunty’s money….Why will i do such a thing, are you now accusing me of theft”

Amara: “Yes… I am accusing you of theft and i can prove it”

Queen: “Theft! Me…why, i mean how?”

Aunty Grace: “What is going on here”

Amara: “Mum, its Queen and no one else. And you shall get to know now. I saw her took the money this morning and hid it in her bag and i can prove it”

Queen: “Me…. Put money in my bag! Why will i try such a thing. Aunty believe me i wont try such a thing”

Amara: “Okay then….please mum follow me to the room now”
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Amara: “You see mum…i told you, i told you and i told you so. She is a thief, a big one. All she does is to pretend every time”

Queen: (I was shocked…i was speechless, i couldn’t utter a word, it was like i was going to crash that moment)

Aunty Grace: “Queen….but why, why steal my money? Is it a crime that i took you as my own, answer me Queen?”

Queen: “Am surprise myself…i don’t even know what to say. This must be a set up or something. Believe me Aunty, i would never steal your money i promise”

Amara: “Hehehe….you are still claiming to be a saint. Ain’t you ashamed of yourself. Why not confess and be free”

Queen: “Aunty, believe me this is a set up…am sure Amara must know something about this”

Aunty Grace: “And why did you say so? That Amara is trying to set you up?”

Queen: “Yes Aunty…its because she brought a man into….”

Amara: “Brought who into where? Er Queen. Answer me na, oh is it because i don’t want to expose you….as a matter of fact i will expose you now. Mum, About 5days ago i caught Queen with a guy having sex in our room”

Queen: “Me!!! Sex!!! With a guy…. When, are you going nut Amara”

Amara: “Mum, if you don’t believe me, you can check her bag this moment”

Queen: “Check my bag….for what na?”

Amara: “For evidence”

Queen: “Which evidence?”

Amara: “Just wait and see”

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(Amara opened my bag, and searched thoroughly)
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Amara: “Here we go”

Queen: “Jesus christ”

Aunty Grace: “What is this rubbish?”

Amara: “Its a condom mum”