Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 12

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Breakfast came and i was paired with captain. Rock ate alone and Joe with vicky.

“ahhh captain na” i cried.

He ignored me and increased his pace. He was was eating with great speed , Dexterity and gusto.

I couldn’t take it any longer, i raised the plate of soup.

“drop food make i chop jare” he said.

“make person chop na” vicky said. I shot her a glare and she shot back.

Captain dragged the plate down and the soup spilt over. I expected to see meat rolling out but saw none, that was when it dawned on me that i was in for it.

“why you pour soup flames?” captain asked glaring at me. I grinned.

“you too like food, na so your papa chop when im small? ” i asked.

“na so wetin?” he asked his Hands going into the garri.

I sheepishly said it again.

“chisoooosss” i yelled as a big ball of garri struck my eyes, making it go temporarily blind. The heat, size and the speed it came on me was terrible. My eyes lids felt as if it had been roasted, roasted by a hot ball of garri.

I expected the niggers to come to my aid. For where? “e don roast my eye o” i screamed again to draw their attention.

No response. I opened one eye, captain was squatting with rock, with a ball of garri in his hands. He was begging rock to follow him eat, rock was shrugging his his almighty head. I feared it will roll off.

“make una come my eyes o” i screamed yet again as the peppery liquid entered my eyes.

“young man keep shut, don’t blind my ears with your screams” ahhh rock murdered it. Shuo! Dem dey blind ear? Series of laughter rocked the walls of the room.

Even Rock joined in laughing at his stupidity not knowing he was the centre of amusement. Na im laugh pass sef.

“no be only blind e go blind you” captain said rolling on the ground.

Slowly, i stood up, rinsed my hands, and headed out of the room.

“flames come clean this soup where you pour” captain said.

“ame damma? are you crazy?” i asked.

“uso your father”

Around 9pm, vicky left saying she want to attend lectures.

“oya blue come carry my bag give me make we reach junction” she ordered. Oboy see insults. Me? Carry bag? Like say na me dey fvck am?

“you know hear wetin dem talk?”captain Said. I would have love to carry it o atleast to have a chat with her on her way. I remembered that slap and the laughter, ahhh i dey mad?

I looked at them to be sure they still had their heads on.

I went inside, took my phone and wallet and walked out of the house. They niggers were surprise at my actions.

I had no destination but my legs took me to iyawo place, it the shop owned by the ikebe woman.

I sat on one of her chairs. The young girl wasn’t around, maybe she went to school cause it was a Tuesday morning.

I ordered for lacasera and bread. People were trooping into the shop, soon it was full with guys.

They all had henesy on their table. Some came with their babes. I was the only odd one in the shop with lacasera and a dry bread.

Stares were coming my direction, i adjusted uncomfortably