Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 14

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The car stopped few metres away. I was angry, why didn’t it stop where i was? Now i had to walk over to it.

I walked to the car, it was staring at me, it trafficator were blinking intervally.

I tapped the big bakassi as i reached were it stopped.

Kpoooooooooaaaaaa! A slap came on my face. I no even feel the pains sef, but i feel say something slap me.

I Turned, my fellow policeman was staring at me.

“you know who i be? You slapped a policeman?” i screamed. I threw away my baton and charged at the car.

A great push came from my side and i fell on the floor with a great thud. My fellow man had pushed me.

I was very angry. Why would a policeman push his fellow man? I was going to report to the d.p.o. I sprang up and headed out of the area.

I was flying on my way to the dpo’s office. Seemed my Legs weren’t touching ground.

My wings hurt, i needed a place to land. Turning left i saw a well laid bed. I was surprise, why would a bed be laid by the road side? It was well laid. Look as if it was laid specially for me. I mouthed silent prayer for the soul who laid it.

It was the largest bed I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t only one, i couldnt count, they were much. They were milky in colour.

I flew and landed on the bed. It was very strong and rough. I laid down. Most of the cars had stopped and were looking my direction. Policemen were all over the place, staring and pointing at me.

“una think say i no go tell DPO say you push me? Make i rest first” i shouted. I heard distant laughter. Some of the cars had big and round bonnet, some had flat, some had big boot, some had flat.

They policemen had a weird snake and big mangos fruit hanging between their legs. Somewhere long and fat, some were otherwise

I wanted to alarm them but decided against it.

Make the snake bite make them suffer. I thought allowed. I smiled at my discovery, closed my eyes and rested.

I woke up with a banging headache. My worms were on riot as pang of hunger striked me. I winced in pains as my eyes adjusted to the bright environment.

With banging headache i lifted my head and looked around. I was shocked to see myself in a strange environment.

I laid on blocks or bricks which were arranged in square like pattern. They were all over the environment. I was scared. Why was i here? Who brought me here?how did i get here? The questions flashed through my mind as i took note of my environment.

It was morning. I was in a building site. Men were all about the place, carrying bricks up the uncompleted building. I was scared to the bone. I tried recalling how i got here but the only scenes i remembered was i drinking lacasera in iyawo’s place.

With haste, i stood. My wallet was in my left pocket. And my phone in right. My watch was gone.

I opened, all my money were gone. N50 was left and a torn N20. I was confused.

I walked to one of the men that were working, he ignored me as if i was a ghost.

“oga abeg were i dey” i asked with a shaking voice. He looked at me in pity. He laughed.

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“you dey school road” he said. Ehhhhhh! School road? How go take reach house with N50 and a torn N20? I still had a very long way to go. I was gonna spend atleast 1k before i reach home. But where will i get the money?

In my confused state, i walked out of the site, my head hanging down. Weed don do me oooo!