Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 18

“No be una o e get one fat woman wey i see for that park na im take my money” i said as another deafening slap came on my head rendering the spot bald.

The conductor kept tossing me around and the fat men kept using my head as their slapping bag if there is anything like that.

They later left me and went their way. I was left with the conductor. I noticed his eyes weren’t on me again and i trailed it to a big woman ukwu.

“bros that nyash too big o!” he exclaimed smiling at me. I was surprise o! He had forgotten about me and the money.

“e big o” i exclaimed as i viewed the flesh from an angle. It was big no doubt, much like iyawo’s own.

He left off my hand and advanced towards the woman. I threw a glance at the driver who was eating a dry loaf of bread. I seized the opportunity and manovered myself through the crowed at great speed. Delay is dangerous.

Outside the motor park, i strolled home. I wondered how i went that far, and couldn’t still rememberhow i got to the site. Are my village witches at work?

It was already evening when i got to my street. The stares i was getting was can make a fellow run for his dear life. Some guys were pointing and laughing at me while some waved. I wonder why the sudden behaviour. How come they knew me when i don’t know them?

I walked past the barbers shop, guys weren’t much in there. Luckily i wasn’t sighted. My head hanging low, i proceded to walk pass iyawo shop, then i realised i was thirsty. I wanted to branche the shop to buy sachet of water but decided against it, since my home was a stone thrown from there. Hence i proceeded home.

On getting home, vicky and two other sexy busty girls were sitted outside, discussing. Who are they? What do they want?

“jeesssss! Blue you? What happened? How…” i didn’t wait for vicky to finish her statement as i dashed inside. I hated when i get sympathy infront of girls. Not just ordinary girls, but sexy girls. Lols.

I opened the door and walked through the corridors. Lo! At the end corner were my properties. My box, clothes, shoes etc, where all stacked and packed at the corner.

I was surprise o! I ignored them and went ahead to open the door to our roomcaptain and i. The three mugus were all seated on the bed with bottles of vodka.

I barged in and they were all startled.

“jeesssss! Blue na you?” rock said. I ignored and undressed. Captain and Joe were surprise or let me say shock to see me. They probably thought i was dead.

“flames where you been there?” captain asked rising up. I also ignored. That wasn’t the time for question and answers. I went out to take my bath.

Five minutes later, i was through. I went in.

“captain were you keep my box?” i asked angrily. I was angry but didn’t know what got me angry.

“ehhhhhh …flames. Ermm… You go…. Manage ….corridor for now….abeg till… My babe go….abeg” he stammered. I was glaring at him. I couldn’t believe my ears. Me? Sleep corridor? Ha!

I smiled at him and went out of the room. Time never reach for that.

I wore my baggiess and a black singlet and went to the kitchen to check if there was food.

Three pot were filled to the brim with food. The first had rice, second had yam and beans and the last had soup. We bought two pot, the guys had brought an extra.

I settled with rice. I didn’t bother my self scooping the rice to a plate. I ate directly from the pot. The food was delicious o.

7mins later, the door barged open.

“how dare you eat my food” a lady yelled. I raised my head, it was one of the ladies i saw with vicky.