Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 23

Joe felled on the ground. We all rushed to him.

“bring water oo” Becky screamed. No be she kill am?

I bent down and shook him hard, he didn’t move. Becky and ngozi were almost crying. Vicky was panting around with fear in her eyes Rock rushed in to bring water.

A large bucket of water was brought and emptied on Joe who sprang up like an iron spring, breathing heavily.

“you for kill person pikin o” rock said. Becky did the sign of cross and moved towards Joe who’s back rested on the wall, his hands on his neck, eyes closed.

As Becky got to him, he opened his eyes and…the kind race where this guy race ehh! He ran into the house with speed which left everyone laughing. Maybe thinking she was coming for him again.

The days passed by with no significant happening. The weeks were very boring as we stayed at home discussing trivial matters. The girls were students, they only stayed at home with us when they have no lectures. I had called chinyere the next day and settled our differences, promising to keep in touch with her since she told me she will be travelling. To where? She didn’t say and i didn’t ask. Promising to visit me once she comes back from her trip.

Joe practically stayed away from Becky when ever she was around. I had the whole room rollins My self. I was three weeks old in calabar.

The beginning of the fourth week started good. Monday morning, lekpakelly called around 7am. How could i have forgotten her that long, i forgot i had a sexy waitress. Since after she said i should send her airtime i totally forgot about her. I was surprise she called. I picked.

“hello honey…” i said.

“ohh sorry i dial the wrong number” she said and hang up. Why she even call sef. Abi she no check name before e dial? Nevertheless i called her back after 5mins. She would have finish speaking with whosoever she claimed she wanted to call. I dialed the first and second time, she didn’t pick. I left the phone on my bed to wash my mouth.

“flames e get wetin i want make you do for me”

captain said as i brushed at the backyard.

“wetin” i mumbled.

“e get one fine babe wey i see”

“chaiiii! Captain na gehh go kill you… Ngozi no satisfy you abi she no sweet again?” said i.

“no be like that na..you know say…” rock walked over to us and he stooped.

“bastards una no die for nights? ” rock mouthed as he sat on the slap. That was his usuall way of saying goodmorning. I wonder who thought him.

“your father..” captain replied, his usuall way too.

“wetin una bin dey talk na?”

“na every rain the touch you? Madman..flames make we continue jare”

“shuo! So until every rain drop me na when i go..”

“honey…” Becky called. He eyed us and left.

“ehh as i bin dey yarn…the gehh set wehh weh… E be like say phyno and p-square sing the song give am sef”

“so….she fine? And wetin you want make i do ? Na only me dey?”

“you know say na you finepass and you match weh weh with the package”