Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

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Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 46

As i was about ordering for the beer, kush immediately sprang up and raced out through the back of the shop, followed by the two other men. I was startled. I almost join them.

My eyes darted to the door, there stood 5 soldiers, their guns hanging loosely. There were glaring at me. One of them approached me.

“wetin you dey do here” the soldier asked as he got nearer.

Ive had experience with naija soldiers and i know how they behave. They were sure going to ask me series of question, get me search and if found anything, is either they beat me up or demand for money. My plan was to behave like a lunatic. And i prayed silently for it to work, that was my only lifeline.

“i bin come buy something na so those boys come stop me… Una don see one girl like that for that Street? Welcome by the way,,, have your seat” i said Dusting off imaginary dust form imaginary Chair. I looked up at him and gave him a charming smile.

He scrutinized me and nudged his fellow guys, they walked over. Iyawo came out.

” you don see black jeep pass here?” one of them asked.

” no na only keke i see. The keke get one Northerner driver like that, e ugly?” i asked.

” who get this shop?” the most ugliest among them asked. Iyawo came out, the young girl peeped.

“ogas soljas na me getting it” the mama dropped the bomb while it was hot.

“you don see car pass here?”

“oga car no passing na lorry passing… Why you wanting a black car? ” she said. I bowed for here o. When lorry pass? Maybe she meant the spirit way.

” chai! So those guys don escape? Why you no see them? ”

” oga na now i come o na my girl wey d since” she replied, her enormous bakassi protruding beautifully behind.

“wey the girl?” he asked.

The young girl came out and stood by the door. Her hands crossed over her chest.

“fine girl… Wetin be your name?” he asked as his eyes were accessing her hips and figure.

” Sandra” she replied. Her answer almost gave me heart attack o. Sandra? The same name that got me into trouble?.

He however repeated the same the question, her reply cane negative.

” solja how many people you don kill” i asked.

They looked back at each other and back to me, shrugged their head. As they headed out, i started laughing.

” see as that one ugly” i confessed. He was actually ugly. But adamu and oga landlord will Beat him down in any wor-wor-ship competition.

One of them paused on his tracks. Walked back to me. Before i could recover from the laugh i forced myself into, a koboko landed on my face. Making the affected part red hot.

I screamed and sprang up while he walked out and joined his team.

The koboko had six branches. A branch was Served directly on my nose, two on my side cheeks, 3 distributed accordingly. I resembled a fellow who tried fighting a tiger.

Sandra’s laugh was irritating but iyawo’s own was more. With anger and pains, i walked out of the shop.

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Getting home, i went straight into my room. Took off my clothes. Then i inspected my face at the large mirror on the wall, i couldn’t help but laugh. My face looked well decorated.

I decided who ever decorated it was good at it, extremely good. A knock on my door, Becky walked in.

I turned to face her. She screamed and dashed out. Captain came in almost immediately, reeling from his laughter.

A call came into my phone, i took glance, it was chinyere.


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