Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 5

CONTINATION

I was secretly ogling at the young vibrant girl that was attending to me.

She walked past me to get a loaf of bread, i intended giving captain.

“how much is this one?” i asked.

“N280. While this is N200” what an angelic voice.

“okay this one” she wrapped it and handed it over to me.

I almost walked out of the shop when she called me back.

“my mother is calling you” she

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“what the problem?”

“your money is torn”

“ohhh sorry let me see it?”

“it with my mum”

I walked back into the shop. The woman stood up and showed me the torn place. Ahhhh! If na so money de tear na im be say all naira don tear. As she stood up, my eyes travelled down to her wonderful back. Chineke! I screamed within not knowing i mistakenly mouthed out the words physically.

The young girl giggled. Our eyes met and she quickly looked away, her fair cheeks red. My ever silly jt was getting active.

My mouth was slightly agape as i stared at her. Chioma no near this one.

She saw the effect she was having on me and smiled. She was pretty no doubt, though a little bit plumb.

I can swear ive never seen such a back in my life, it can kill a guy you know.

My jt was hard, i stlyishly put my hands in my pocket and controlled my the head.

The woman knew what i was i doing, her smile turned grinned. Her daughter had moved inside the shop. I composed myself once again.

“sorry ma, please am not with another, the tear is not big na”

“the tear is big…customers wound not collecting it. You know na” oboy! Feel english. I coughed.

“wetin be your name” she asked.

“blue”

“okay…after you coming and give na when you having it…dont gorgoting it oo” she said displaying her white teeth. “you don enta”, my mind screamed at me.

The young girl re-emerged from the store and leaned by the door, her hands crossed over her chest. My eyes once again checked out her nice figure.

The woman frowned noticing my attention on her daughter giving me that “dont-you-try” look. I smiled.

“thanks ma, ill bring it tomorrow morning” i said pushing the stuborn non-poisonous snake between my laps. Her eyes darted down and she shook her head, maybe in pity. I was very embarrassed. The young girl was keenly watching me. I wanted to go but my legs refused moving.

Just then two women entered the shop discussing things within themselves. Two of them were possessed with excess flesh which resulted in their oversized bakassi.

They came into the shop, they felt the tension between us and their eyes were fixed on me.

“okay dont forgetting o am just trying you if you failing me i will be anger” she said in queen english, i nodded and turned.

“you have forgotten your bread sir” the young girl said.

“ohhh thanks” i picked as i turned, the fragile leather snapped, making the bread roll out. Forgetting about my jt, i removed my hand and bent down to pick the bread,

“abassiiii o” i heared as i caught hold of the bread.

When i stood up, their eyes followed me up and stopped at my g—n, where the biggest bulge of the year had grew.

I quickly put my hands back in it former place as i picked the d–n bread up. If i say i was embarrassed will be an understatement. If i was fair my cheeks would have turned blood.

I rushed out of the cursed shop. My throat was dry. I knew they woul be discussing me because the last thing i heard was their thunderous laughter which rang in my ear still i slept off that night. I mean i was very embarassed, i can swear ive never been so embarassed in my life before, even the incident that happened waybackin season 1 where aminat ate all the food and i went out to mama emeka’s fast food.

That one no even reach.

I got home in a flash. Didnt say anything to anybody, just slept off, the laughter still ringing in my ears.

I had moved from a frying to another frying pan. Not yet fire. Although the later was a cold one, one thing was certained, i was still in a frying pan.