Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 53

I scanned my eyes in a futile effort to locate Joe but the dude was no where to be found.

The drowned guy was brought out and a continuous pushing of his chest and stomach was done. I was a little bit far from the bank they took him to so i couldn’t make out the guys face but….he was in the same colour of boxer as Joe.

I advanced a little to the crowded place, surging past the crowd into the small circular space in the middle where the unfortunate Joe was placed i was shocked to discover that my hommi was the drowning guy.

Yes! It was Joe… A moment of silence for him ;D

captain came over to me after i left area.

“flames Joe get luck o” he exclaimed. ” after he go dey brag say na im fit swim pass”. He said his hands on his head.

Talking about Joe bragging, the guy was so good at it. He did brag that he was the nigga that won gold for Nigeria in the swimming competition at Olympics. A lie that infected the girls with hiccup and the guys with cough. He once said that he was born in a ship and he once swammed in

the Atlantic ocean where he rescued a female villagers. If Joe was a politician he would have promised that he will build an ocean in Nigeria.

Along came the girls, Becky visibly crying. Like wtf? Was he dead?

The incident cut short our planned swimming adventure, we proceeded to carry the weak guy home. Through out the way home, Becky was still crying, not until we reached home and Joe grinning at me after i served him with the lucozade boost and glucose i bought from iyawos shop.

The poor girl advanced to the guy and felt his temperature with a surprised demeanour. An almost drowned guy grinning? However i let that slip as i went into my room.

I had an afternoon nap, not after calling chinyere who promised visiting anytime soon.

Joe didn’t communicate with any one through out the day, not even with Becky who placed her boobbs on his chest. But the guy was obviously having an attention.

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The next morning, Joe was up and whistling at the backyard.

Rock gazed at him and said “joe common stream you no no…..”

” cut it short there boy, don’t insult my personality…you know who ahhh be? ” sparked Joe in a British accent.

We all threw suprise glances at each other and smiled his madness away.

We had our morning breakfast, after with we strolled out to the backyard. Captain nudged me, saying he wanted to have a word with me. I obliged and we went to the varendah.

” this thing i wan talk dey serious o no joke” he said. I concured, he cleared his voice and mouthed.

” i wan open church, the holyspirit has called me, he said i should preach” i stared at my comrade in shock.

” na you go be assistance pastor, Joe go be choir master, rock go be deacon..the name of the church go ‘AT ATTENTION FOR THE LORD CENTRAL MISSION CHURCH” he said grinning.

A moment silent for my mad comrade….