Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 8

Continuation

Joe brought a girl home saying he want to see someone. It really vexed us.

Captain left the room without trouble.

“that guy get mind o” i said.

“he get mind lie give me na wetin the vex me be that.”

“oya no vex na make we go cook” rock said.

We went inside and packed in the goods. Captain once again divided the works. I don’t know what wrong with him and division of labour.

“flames oya go pound pepper and crayfish sharp sharp hunger dey wire me” captain said.

“ahhhhh i no go fit o” i so much hated that process.

“if you like. Rock go cut okro, boil meat and warm am”

“ahhh bros that one too much na” rock complained. I laughed at the expresssion on his face, he almost cried. He hated those process as i hated mine. I usually eat from fast food, and if i cook na indomie or rice. I will always remain the seasonings.

“you wetin you go do” rock asked.

“ahhh go supervise na”

“thunder fire you” rock cursed.

“you too” captain replied.

“so na who go cook am. Joe no go join? After e go chop”

“rock go call Joe give me NSW naw” he said.

Rock went out murmuring incoherent words. He came back with Joe. Joe came in with fears in his eyes. He thought he was going to face trial. He went over to captain and started pleading.

“if you don beg finish oya do make we cook” i said.

“your punishments be say na you go cook the soup. You sabi cook okro shebi? I no wan chop poison” captain said.

“ahhhh bros na ” he Exclaimed.

“all of una just lazy, una papa and mama no try atallll! He said.

“you nko? You no fit cook? you go fit cook for bed ba?” rock asked. The question almost gave him an upper cut blow. He ran out laughing.

We all settled down to prepare the food. The door opened and Joe’s babe came in, wrapper tied around her waist. We were all surprised.c. Even Joe was.

“hi guys…..am vicky” she said.

We all replied and introduced ourselves. It was then i took note of her beauty, curves and wonderful edges. She was an epitome of beauty. Though not well blessed frantically, she gathered well for behind. Joe was lucky, very lucky i mean.

She went over and pecked Joe and proceeded to help him light the stove, an act he spent minutes doing. I can swear Joe have never cooked in his life before.

“what are guys cooking?” she asked.

“we dey cook elephant” i replied. Ahhh ahhh which kind question? She don see okro, meat, and garri, she still the ask.

“watch your tongue o” Joe warned.

She helped a lot in the preparation of the meal. Intact she was the one that cooked. I even thanked Joe for bringing her.

When the food was done, she shared the food. I ate with rock, Joe ate with her and captain ate alone. I didn’t forget to pray before eating, she put witch na. I didn trust anything girl again, they can kill you know. I almost spoke in tongues. Rock did me something ill never forget in a Hurry. All the meat i fantasied eating after the meal where gone in a flash. Just like that.

“ahhh rock eat slowly na.. You dey do competition?” i asked.