My Sweet And Lovely Houseboy

Episode 9

As I was about to remove his boxers….

Tunde: No.. Stop. You don’t have to do this…

Me: what? I thought you’re comfortable?

Tunde: it’s not just right…. You don’t have to take advantage of me just because I’m on injury, it’s not just right okay….

Me: Feeling surprised by his reaction what! you mean you’re not enjoying me?

Tunde: No! I mean we can’t do this… Goto bed now… Its clear that I’m exhausted. You too need to rest.

Me: Okay said with heavy Sarcasm

Me: but do you know tobi can be so wicked? Why will she pull that kind of stunt?

Tunde: I thought she was your friend? I thought you know what she was capable of doing that made me break all my bones….

Me: ahaha, she’s like that witch we saw in that movie

Tunde: hmmm, I’m exhausted, don’t want to laugh now..

just before our conversation spiced up, Cling…. Cling…my phone was ringing… Who could it be..??? Oh it’s my dad*

Me: Hello daddy

Dad: hello darling, how are you, are you hurt? the officer called me and told me about what happened, I’m glad you didn’t think twice before you stabbed that criminal to death..

I know you must be feeling bad about it, but the truth is, those men where bad men and you did the needful, because those men wouldn’t think twice to hurt you if they had their chance.

Anyway how’s Tunde? I heard he was a savior?

in the background

Tunde: tell him I’m fine, tell him I’m not hurt, tell him I’m well… Don’t tell him I’m down..

Me: No, I can’t lie, you’re down and he has to acknowledge that.

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Dad: hello, are you there?

Me: yes dad, tunde was messed up bad, he even has internal bleeding due to the severity of the beating

Dad: okay, tell him to stay strong, and also, watch him, let him not start leaving the house suspiciously, you know, he might get involved in antisocial activities..

Me: oh, daddy, he’s a really good person. He’s presence in this house has made my life easier

Dad: And how do you know that? Is he talking to you this much? I won’t tolerate any of that nonsense okay… he has to know his boundary.. I’m coming back to Nigeria next-tomorrow to see how things are since I left it.

Me: daddy you don’t have to come back, I’ve got everything under control, and the company earnings is rapidly increasing.

Dad: young lady, I left you in a tense situation, and you almost got yourself raped! I also arranged a meeting with the governor’s son, so he says he’ll like to have lunch with us…

Me: dad, you know I don’t like that boy he’s so rude.

Dad: hmm, okay, I’ve got to hang up now, I’ll talk to you later.

Me: bye daddy, I love you…

Dad: I love you too…

Cuts the call

Tunde: what was that for? I told you to tell him I’m fine

Me: the bible says “thou shall not lie!” And it will be a sin if I lied to my dad.

Tunde: assuming we got married, you’ll play a big role in disobeying me.

Me: hmmm, we are gonna get married one day, I love you and that cannot change okay.

Tunde: I hope you see you’re trying to destroy my future? Who’s paying my tuition fees? Its your dad! And if he finds out you have feelings for me, my career will be done for good.

Me: anyway, he says he’s coming next tomorrow and he’s inviting the governor’s son for lunch with us..

Tunde: I guess he wants you and the governor’s son to hookup… I’m not fortunate to be the governors son or any sort of rich kid so I’m of no good to you. I want the best for you, and getting engaged with the governors son will only make our lives better. You see I love you but you have to do what’s right. I’m going to bed.

he kissed my hands like a gentle man will do

*thats the first time Tunde’s words ever got to my head, tears roll down my cheek, I felt very emotional, you know, I was born and raised in a rich home, and I always got what I wanted… Could it be I just Couldn’t get this One?