Priestess Of The Sea

Episode 41

As i walk out of the restaurant i heard, ”

Guy 1: oh boy my phone don blind oh,

Guy 2: even me too oh, maybe that
transformer don burn again.

Guy 1: chai i wish i know i for nor plug
my phone for here oh.

I walk out of the restaurant leaving my
ex lover, but why that electric come
spark na, and why mercy no receive slap
like blessing, i continue pondering over
the whole issue, i was surprised to see
her kiss me like that, i for dogde am na if
say i know, i went to see the lecturer and
this time na like 6 people remain, so i
decided to wait.

Me: guy i dey your back,
i told the last person make all those
trouble maker no come carry their
strong head come beging they argue say
them no meet me here, i sat down while
i watch the line, pressing my phone, i
login naijauncut. and i saw what baffe
me, a warri pastor Bleeping a woman for
pregnancy, the woman lie down in
bench while the pastor bend and be
Bleeping her, “power enter power
enter” that was what she was saying,
the pastor just dey sama her, lol the
speerm go turn anointing oil wey go
give her belle, or so i thought.

After i watch the video finish by then e
remain one person, so i went to stand at
his back, after like 2minutes e remain
only me,

me: good afternoon sir.

Lecturer: yeah oz, you came for the chain
right?

Me: yes sir.

Lecturer: so you said your friend gave it
to you.

Me: yes sir.

Lecturer: which of your friend

me: my girlfriend sir

Lecturer: is that your friend a governor
daughter or president daughter?

Me: none sir,

lecturer: hmmm, how much will you sell
it.

Me: its not for sale sir.

Lecturer: hahahaha there is nothing in
this world that is not for sale, ok name
your price.

Me: its priceless sir.

Lecturer: i will give you 50k

me: no sir

lecturer: 100k

me: no sir

lecturer: i will give you A in all your
papers.

Me: thank you sir but i prefer a fair
result.

Lecturer: 200k

me: no sir.

Lecturer: its seems you are the stubborn
type, you there to put on something like
this in my class.

Me: am sorry sir.

Lecturer: dont be because this chain will
be summited to the head office, and
dont bother coming to beg because
nobody will answer.

Me: but sir…

Lecturer: no but get out of my office, am
done with you.

I left the office smiling of course.
I just smile and leave his office, what do
you expect me to do, he is my lecturer
and am his student, i left his office and
started going home, i didnt report
STC222 that biochemistry they tire me
sometimes because of the calculation,
the calculation they tire me to do
because to calculate biochemistry you
need 100 percent concentration and
were do i get that concentration from
when my house is always booming with
music, na the generator they worse pass,
e get one ashewo bear parlour wey
them dey call pionneer for back of my
house, na 24hrs them they on their
generator, and na that diesel generator
wey dey shake ground like trailer.

Since i didnt report it and it will be
summited tommorow i decided to visit
my friend onah, but i call her owners,
she slim pass dija by far, na im make i
dey call her owners because no be she
get her body na gravity, and na air dey
carry her waka, i walk out of my school
gate and followed the road that lead to
owners house, i waka reach her
compound for me to cross over to her
house na, i see say say them don fence
am, chai that mean i have to turn back
and walk for another 10minutes, with
stubborness i open the gate because me
i don tire to go back because i fit faint
for road, i enter inside the gate and i
need to walk like 20 steps to get to the
other gate so that i cross over to her
house, as i take 10 steps na im i here,
wooh woooh woo, omo come see bark
like lion, na so one lion dog begin dey
run come meet me, that time wey i dey
small them tell me say if dog dey pursue
you make you pick sand for ground pure
for im body, so i quickly pack sand and
throw it to the mighty dog, omo the dog
no stop oh, i guess e even vex put self
because im come start to they run fast,
the kind race i take em, i nor believe,
piaamm i jump over the fence and
landed in gutter full of kpotokpoto, come
see as kpotokpoto full my body, na so i
carry go owners house oh, as i dey go
na so her neighbour dey look me like
madman, i reach her doormoth and
knock, she open door at first knock and
ask

“chai ozilla na poo them pour for your
body”

me: abeg comot for road for me joor, na
why you nor tell me say them don fence
your road wey lead to your house?

Owners: e don tey wey you reach my
house na, so i think say you don forget
me.