Episode 5

I went out to buy hollandio yoghurt and bread at one supermarket close to calabar kitchen (if u know aba well you go know that area) at MCC road there, i came back remove my clothes and lie down, i open my hollandio drink and start drinking, i tried to watch movie from my laptop but i nor fit, i just cucuma relax for bed dey reason adanna matter, i dont know if i should tell mercy because she worst pass prayer warrior, i remember the time wey she dey scatter prayer for her compound, the landlord go knock for her door telling her shes disturbing the compound, na so mercy open mouth tell am say, im nor fit stop am from praying to her God, the landlord vex slap her twice, chai that thing vex me well, that night mercy cry come my house, the next morning i carry police go arrest the landlord and the yeye police carry 5k for my hand before them gree go arrest am, well the man pay 10k later for hospital bill even though i nor carry her go hospital.

Though i know say na mercy dey at fault, because there is one verse in the bible that say, dont disturb others when praying, i nor remember as them quote the verse sha.
I was lost in my thought when someone open my door.

Mercy: sweetheart how you dey?

Me: i don tell you make you dey knock if you come my house.

She went back and knock and i said come in.

Mercy: are you happy now

me: yeah,

mercy: so how are you

Me: am fine and you?

Mercy: am alright, this one wey you just relax so as if person die i hope everything is alright.

Me: am just thinking about you dear.

Mercy: what are thinking about.

Me: about your beauty, after God don create everybody finish, God come rest for more 7 days before im create you, na im make you fine like this na.

Mercy: abeg spare me your sweet sweet mouth, wetin dey pot?(she said and took my hollandio, she sip it)

Me: no be wetin you cook last.

Mercy: why your room scatter like this na.

Me: i nor know oh, i dey tire i for arrange.

Mercy: before i met you, your room is always neat and clean, but now you are always too lazy to clean your room.

Me: na im make God send you to me na.


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