She Pulled Her Pants

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 12

Now, I have spent time trying to console someone.

In fact, a total stranger whom my diicck had adopted.

I had done all I could to make her keep quiet which

she did and now, I am stuck between the devil and

the deep blue sea. I can’t sleep in her house, my

body will be found pounded with pestle and cooked

with hot water. I can’t attempt to go outside. Those

guys smoking would strip me to my boxers. What do

I do?

Such was the delima I found myself in. Even though I

had announced my going, I had made no effort to

get up. I was still seated. I was doing all the

calculations in my head. I was still dressed in my

working clothes. My school bag containing my laptop

was still slung over my shoulder. My shoes which was

polished that morning and which I had just bought

the previous week adorned my legs. My clothes

were new too. Wahala ti de!!!

“I think I should be going”

I made the announcement again. What was I

expecting? An offer to sleep in her house?

“Owk love, good night.”

Now I’m fucckked. I asked myself questions only I

could produce answer to. What happens if my laptop

is taken away? The clothes no go be problem o, but

the laptop? Modem? Nairaland (Seun, make your

head no big), facebook? Kai, I enter one chance all in

the name of getting an extra pusssyy for my diicckk.

Kai, the brain in my diicckk really need to be

checked.

“Baby”

The first time I am calling her baby.

“You know I am so tired. This bag is weighing me

down. You should help keep it for me, I will send my

younger brother to collect it tomorrow.”

Like I had magic cowrie sewn into my tongue, she

just accepted the bag without questions. Kai, my

phones had miraculously found its way into my bag.

Don’t ask me how. Your brain processes information

and tasks at 10000000000000000 Zilabytes when

you are faced with very difficult tasks.

“Good night angel”

I kissed her lightly on the lips and pulled the gate

open. The babe no even follow me go outside self.