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Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 18

just dey wonder how I wan carry tell her say I send

her money through VTU. I never think finish when I

hear…

“kpoon kpoon kpoon”

She don drop call. One kind rage just fill my head. I

carry phone begin type text. I wan break up

immediately. I don finish type am wan send am

when I remember say I don invest N800 for her

head. Kai, the toto shall not pass me by. I delete the

text come type something wey dey more sober.

“You never gave me a chance to explain. I do love

you and will do anything to make you happy. Maybe

MTN decided to withhold the money I sent through

VTU to test our love. Well, I am going to the ATM

machine right away. Remember, it pays to be

appreciative.”

I insert the last line for effect purpose. I no reach 3

minutes wey I send the text na im her call enter.

Forget o, I no move one inch comot from my chair.

My father name na Babalola, not Dangote.

“Hello baby. I am sorry for shouting at you.”

I no say anything.

“I saw the money. I thought it was MTN that dashed

me money.”

Kai, I swear this babe na b’i’t’ch.

“Have you sent the one you said you are going to

send?”

Click!! I cut phone. This babe really dey out to chop

my money o. Na later I come dey see apology text

message. She even promise say she go change. Make

we see sha.

I did not keep my phone on my table when it started

ringing. It was Hannah calling. Since I was less busy, I

picked the call.

“Foxy, why are you doing this to me?”

Was the first question she dropped on my head.

Some babes can so think they own you because they

gave you toto to Bleep. I hate that thing eh. I Bleep

you no mean say I like you. Na mutual agreement

between the f—-r and the fuckee (Mazi’s

Dictionary).

“I am not doing anything to you. You said you love

me, I am happy about it.”

I answered her.

“Is that what you will say?”

See Jamb question.

“What else do you want me to say? I am even hungry

right now. I am yet to take my lunch”

I answered hoping she would cut the call. But the

reverse seemed to be the case.

“Sorry baby. What do you want to eat when you

come home?”

She asked sweetly. My ears pricked out. Now that is

what I am talking about. A girl playing the role of a

man because you have fuckeddd her well.

“Uhm, I think I will want something to swallow.”

I answered. There was silence at the other end

before her voice finally came up.

“I will have to go to the market o and you know this

is dry season. Ugwu is not readily available.”

Well, who cares? Not me.

“That’s what I want to eat o.”

I answered her sullenly.

“Owk, when are you coming?”

She asked.

“Coming where?”

I asked back.

“To my place na.”

Oh… This babe wan use me do ritual ni? How long I

know you when I go begin come your place.

“You know there is hold-up all the time. I will reach

your place when I reach it. Where will I even stop?”

I asked for description. Now, I am releasing

information o, the babe don move out from there

sha.

“When you drop at Maraba under bridge, cross the

road and enter into the park (before it was

demolished), take a bike and tell them you are going

to Aso, Assemblies of God church. I will come and

pick you there.”

The she emphasized.

“Please don’t disappoint me.”

Am I mad? Disappoint fire? Kai, free food, free toto.

Men, Aso, here I come!!!


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