She Pulled Her Pants

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 3

My day was as spoilt as rotten egg, the computer self

was looking at me with a scowl on its face. Na small,

I for break am but I no get anger problem like

Sexkillz, so I just maintain. I was in that state when

my phone started ringing. I looked at the screen and

discovered it was a new number. I had never seen it

before. Ok, let me break it down for you guys.

NPA, Nigeria Players Association, back me up on this.

I have multiple girls that gives me toto when ever I

am conjigated. Now, calls come in all the time and I

have to be on the safer side. How do I achieve this? I

don’t save their numbers with names. All I do is look

hard at the digits and the combination gets into my

brain. Me I sabi cram o but I no too good for maths.

Another thing, I call everybody baby. Even if I am

speaking to my sister on the phone, the moment I

pick it up, I say…

“Baby, what’s up?”

So the babes just get used to it.

“Hello, Attai on the line”

I do this most time to avoid saying hello and passing

through interrogations o.

“Hy, it’s me”

Celine Dion na learner where this voice dey o. I

opened my mouth but not a sound came out. I was

trying to process the musical notes I had just heard

into words.

“Sorry please. Who?”

I was fuuccking polite. Who knows, it could be Agbani

Darego calling.

“Perpetual”

Now I was more stunned than any stunned person.

My brain went into hyper-drive, I needed ideas.

“Yeahhhhhhhhhh…”

I cleared my throat.

“Your voice sounds different”

I said into my mouth-piece.

“Yeah, I had cough that day”

Kai… Now I gats play my ball well.

“If the voice I heard that day had cough, this is just

recovering from cough, what happens when you

recover fully?”

She laughed silently. That blew my breath away.

“You are funny and I like you.”

Una know the rest na….