Tales Of A Houseboy

EPISODE 51

*** she turned, chai! Her face was like a replica of fox and i was statued, i have to maintain as a guy inorder not to embarrass ourselves ***

Me: how are you?

Girl: am fine and you?

Me: * i looked at her face again and i was a bit scared.* am ok. Please don’t be offended, i thought you are my sister.

Girl: did i resemble your sister?

Me: *** thunder fire you *** somehow.

Girl: your sister must be beautiful.

Me: *** lolz….. Back to sender *** very beautiful. *** i faked a call and went back,she stood there and i passed our gate so that she wouldnt knw where i live. I went to a next street and patrol small before i went back to the house.
When i got to the house,my madam haven’t come back yet and i called her,she told me that she wouldnt come back that day that i should take care of the house.
After the call,i prepared noodles for dinner, when i finish eating,i went to bed.
20mins later,i heard a knock on our door and i wokeup,i went to the door and Asked who was that?
Is me mama chisom” replied from outside.
Mama chisom was the lady that stopped me one day that am going to the market and asked me if am the one living with Anita(my madam). We live in a bungalow with four flat,
mama chisom was our neighbour bcos we both live on the down floor. Her husband was a business man so he is not steady at home. She has two children,male and female.
I opened the door ***

Me: good evening ma..

Mama chisom: good evening. Please is your madam in?

Me: no.

Mama chisom: please can you help me to install mozila fire fox on my system so that i can use it to restore my yahoo mail account?

Me:*** see me see wahala,me wey no knw how to operate laptop. na only once wey my friend Leo gave me make i use am watch movie.
Wetin i go tell this lady,if i tell am say i no knw how to operate laptop na fork up. Anyway shaa lemme take her laptop learn how to operate. *** no problem.

Mama chisom: will you come to my house or should i bring it Here?

Me: you can bring it here.
*** she left and i sat on the sofa in our parlour. God please help me.
After like 5mins later she came back with her laptop and handed it over to me. I scrolled the arrow down and thank God i saw her other browser and i clicked. She was seated opposite to me with her mini-skirt. My eyes couldnt keep off from her laps though am not seeing anything bcos everywhere were dark, i keep on imagining how her uncladness will be. I later downloaded that firefox browser for her and i even restored her yahoo mail account,i handed it to her and she was so glad bcos i saw it on her face. ***

Mama chisom: thank you so much my dear.

Me: uwl…

Mama chisom: i have tried it so many times but i couldnt download it. Lemme go before your madam comes back.

Me: she wouldnt come back today.

Mama chisom: ok,i hope all is well bcos i havent seen her two days naw?

Me: there is no problem.

Mama chisom: where are you from?

Me: am from Enugu

Mama chisom: where in EnEnugu bcos am from Enugu?

Me: Nkanu.

Mama chisom: waoh! That’s so nice. Anywhere am from oji-river but i got married in this Anambra .

Me: so good.
*** we discussed small before she stood up and said”good nite igwe and sleep well”. I replied her and she left. I went inside my room and laid on the bed,i slept off and woke up by 7am and prepared to market.
Throughout that day in the market,i persuaded Bathlomeo to tell me what she whispered to Amanda but he refused to lemme knw me. I went home in the evening. When am walking down in our street, someone called from the back. When i looked back to knw who was that and it was that same girl i met yesterday evening. She ran to me and i was like oh! My God what have i done to myself bikonu? Lekwanu ihem ji akam kotere onwem. ***

Girl: hi.

Me: how are you?

Girl: did you remember me?

Me:*** i pretended as if i havent met her *** no,i don’t think so..

Girl: were you not the one i met yesterday evening.

Me: oh! Please forgive me,i have Forgotten. So how are you doing my dear?

Girl: great and you?

Me: doing good. Please am in a haste to somewhere we can talk some other time.

Girl: but we are not done yet with our discussion.
*** as i stood there with her,
my madam entered the arena as she was just coming back from the village.
My mouth was widely opened as she was looking at me,
chai! I don enter for real.

To be continued!.