Tales Of A Houseboy

EPISODE 68

** i was mopping at her when she removed my boxers. She touched my joystick and it was cold. She looked straight to my eyes and i threw my face one side. ***

Jenny: can i s–k you?

Me: what are you trying to do Jenny?

Jenny: am doing what you are seeing.

Me: you can’t be serious *** i step back and try to wear my boxer but she held it.. I abandoned that boxers and look for another one and wore.
I left the room to the corridor. After some minute,jenny entered to where i was. I deliberatedly kept moody to knw if my mood will scare her but it seems my moody attracted her to where i was fully. ***

Jenny: why are you moody igwe? *** i looked at her and turned my face aside. *** is it because i decided to test you and knw if you will fall. *** na God go help me punish you well well. *** igwe am sorry. * she laid her one hand on my back,i removed her hand.* i said am sorry.
*** i left the corridor and went inside my room and laid down on my bed. Jenny entered my room after some minutes and sat on my bed. See me see wahala ooo. Wetin i do dis girl sef,na by force? I go blow dis girl now. ***

Jenny: please,i knw i have offended you but fine a place in your heart to forgive me. I promise it wouldnt repeat itself again.

Me: Jenny go out of my room,i don’t want to have anything to do with you again.

Jenny: haa, igwe its not like that.

Me: i said Jenny stand up and leave my room,am through with you. I don’t want to repeat myself again.

Jenny: igwe please naw forgive me. I said am sorry.

Me: sorry for what? Sorry for seeing my nakedness or what Jenny? Please leave my room.

Jenny: are you asking me out of your room?

Me: yes. Please go before brother and his wife get you here.

Jenny: what kind of human being are you? Just a single mistake i did , you find it so difficult to forgive me.

Me: i have forgiven you so can you leave now. *** she stoodup and left my room. After some minutes,my madam drove home with my boss. I opened the door, i went out with Jenny and welcomed my boss. I took his luggages in and he sat in the sitting room with his wife seated on his laps.
I overheard the wife saying, i really missed you so much and my boss said, he also missed her. Both of them was busy kissing in the sitting room.
I rushed back to my room. Chai! Life of a newly married couple sweet die.
After a while, my boss entered his room and removed his cloth soon he went to the bathroom and took his bath. He called me in the sitting room and was asking me how about our shop and everything. After that, he told his wife to bring one of those bags he came back with. When the wife brought the bag, he unzipped it and broughtout so many cloths and three pairs of shoes so he handed it over to me. ”This is for you” he said. I was very happy,i thanked him. He asked me if i have learnt how to drive and i told him that am now an expert in driving. He called Jenny and gave her, her own gift. My madam entered the kitchen to prepare our dinner. She called me in the kitchen and told me to pound pepper and some other poundable items. As i was pounding,my boss entered the kitchen and saw me ***

Boss: why is igwe pounding instead of Jenny ?

Madam: is it only food that he will knw how to eat in this house. Eeh!…igwe pound it very well. *** i kept silent. My boss stood there for a while and left the kitchen to the sitting room.
After cooking that night, i on the generator. I was in my room watching some American movies when Jenny entered and sat on a chair, we were muted as we are watching the television.
Around 12am, i started feeling dizzy so i laid on my bed and slept off. I wokeup by 4am when the fuel in our generator exhausted,my madam was the one that woke me up, i off everything and arranged the generator well and slept back. I woke as early as possible and did my morning duties and got prepared for church.
I went to 7am mass, jenny couldnt follow me bcos she was asleep and secondly i don’t want her to follow me bcos she provoked me the previous day.
In the church, i sat beside one beautiful girl, it seems the girl’s parent were wealthy bcos her attire said it all. As the homily were going on,i was busy starring at her and she noticed that.
Trust Niger girls dem,once dey knw say person don dey look dem,their go dey do shakara. I deliberatedly asked her what the time is.She told me. As the homily was still going on, our priest told us to hug two people beside us and tell them, ”’it is well with your soul”’ omo if you see how married men wey no sit with their wife dey waka for inside church dey fine their wife,u go laff tire. One man hug im wife and refused to comot his hand,a guy wey dey beside him tellam say make im free his wife and hug anoda person, d man say”my wife na two in one”. Everybody laughed. After mass, i tried all i could to get the girl’s attention but all was in vain. As she was going,i was following her. I met my boss where he was coming to church.

To Be Continued.