The Life I Lived

Episode 3

Josh cleared his troats again and again and begin the story of his lyf, he begins the awaited story we were eager to here.

I was in my office one day, when a very beautiful girl came in, she was dark n lovely,tall and have a pink lips which made me want 2 kiss her but i have to hide my emotions.

hi am Becky,the new worker in this company, i spoke to the assistant manager just now and she told me to come and take some documents from u,
Josh: Yea, actually she gave me a document (i opened my drawer to bring out the documents and gave it 2 her), thats it, so what did u said is ur name

Becky: Am Becky

Josh: That a nice name, well am Joshua but i prefer to be called Josh

Becky: Okay Josh nice meeting u
we shaked hands and then she turned and left my office.

she was very beautiful, hmmmmm this is what we call black n shine, hes backsyd was small but i think it is manageable, immediately my D##K heard backsyd naso the thing nod head say well done boy.

After work dat day, i boarded a keke home and to my surprise Becky Was Also in the same keke.
we discusse as the keke move, i begin to pray that there sud be traffic conjestion and my prayer worked well. i asked 4 her number which she refused but i kept on pressurizing her and finally she gave me the number.

we alighted at the same junction, i wanted to ask her where she lives but i felt it was to early, so we bid ourselves goodbye and went to our diff destinations.

i went home the happiest man, just bcus i only got her number, so wat if i bleep her, then na mad i go run be that oh.

i entered the kitchen to prepare my night food, the kitchen was very dirty, it was a public kitchen bcus i live in a face me i face u apartment.
though i have enough money to rent a self contain for myself but i decided not to bcus i was enjoying life @the face me i face u apartment.

After preparing fried egg, i went out to buy soft bread wey i go take consume the egg, naim i com c 1fine gal standin by the roadsyd

MY eye’s quickly ran to the back region, chaii come see backside, no be lie say flavour say d beauty of a woman dey her backside, come see yanch, the yanch go soft die, hmmm naso my D##K start to dey control me oh, i went to the gal to speak with her.

Josh: baby how far, am Josh And U
Am Angel

* I c-m dey wonder say, this one na angel indeed oh, omo se br###t, but wetin i no come knw be how soft or hard it will be, the br###t big die, dis one go dey hungry to sU-Ck oh*
suddenly she asked

Angel: Why are u staring @my br###t
Na dat tym i knw say i don dey look the br###t come pass boundry,

Josh: No Am Not

Angel: I Hope So

Josh: Well That’s A Very Swt Name, So Where Are U Heading To.

Angel: Am heading home, the bus i should board isn’t here, so are they still going to be back

Josh: You mean, the bus that should be heading to kola

Angel: Exactly

Josh: ahhhh, i don’t think u can get any bus going there, bcus it already late and the last bus just left now.