Episode 2
Good morning sirā my mother greeted the so called man of God.
āMaybe my papa prayer never reach to cure pissā i envisioned.
āPastor, my son has a problem with urinating on the bed, even if he is not given anything to drinkā my mother explained.
āDonāt worry ma, that spirit of pissing must come outā, āboy come here!! If you dream and you piss what kind of dream is that? Please explain itā
āSir if i dey sleep, I go dream say piss dey hungry me, so i will piss anywhere i like naā i said while sniffing back tears.
āJesus christ, ma this your son has been possesed by the spirit of demonic pissingā the pastor oviously in the spirit shouted.
āSo na which time my piss come get demon naā i m0aned.
āArababababa shalomakotoshaā the pastor spoke in tongues, abi its his fatherās language I cared less to know. The only thing on my mind was how i would solve the grueling sounds coming from my empty stomach.
āCome out you spiritā the pastor screamed while holding my head and shaking it like a palm tree.
āIf my neck break eh! I swear you go born another son for my papaā i swore silently.
Then an idea entered my mind, i started shouting Amen and shaking like i was catching cold. I then started pissing on the ground there, and then i fell down with a smile on my face.
āMa this is the last piss your son will ever pees on the bed againā the pastor said looking at me laying like a corspe on the ground with urine round me.
I smiled and thought āpastor you think say your prayer fit stop my piss abi you think say you don tie my prick with spiritual wire? Make i go house na!!
The next morningā¦ā¦ā¦
āChai my yansh o, na who slap me naāi said angrily, jumping off my bed, My dad was looking at me furiously.
āSo you have piss on the bed again, you will cry this morningā
āI talk am na, that pastor prayer no fit catch me, I dey ghost modeā i foolishly commented.
āIf you no come inside now we go close the door oā my sister said.
We were watching a movie title āEnd of the wicked by Helen Apkabioā. The film was so devilish with a lot of wicthcraft scenes in it, which caused me to always run outside when that part was shown cause i was so afraid and thought that i would see the witches if I entered a dark room.
We lived in a two storey apartment with our fellow missionary brethrens in a surburb of Jos, Plateau state. My dad and mom were out and we were in our neighbourās house watching the movie oblivious of the fact that they were back.
āUduakā my mother screamed
āmaā
āGo into the kitchen and bring me that big spoonā
The film i watched earlier was still having an effect on me. I was dead scared and was afraid to go there alone. Then i saw my neighbourās daughter Janet.
āAbeg Janet come escourt me go kicthen naā i begged.
āOk na make we goā
Not knowing it would lead to another thingā¦.
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