Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 25

*Feeling like sahara reporters with feint breaking
news *

After minutes I couldn’t really tell (let’s estimate it
and round it off to 15mins), I still haven’t
ejanlaculated. And to make matters worst, my
hands started having spasm(natural tho but my
mind was dead), I thought the final hour have come
for me to die .

No be Person tell me make I contact A$AP blackey
(Asamoah) to re-negotiate the contract he proposed
. As I wanted to wear my fold my “Snake” tool
a.k.a Lagbaja into its mask(Chinos + Boxer +
Boxer), something just told “I” that those
underwears were over-dirty!!!(What happened in
2135 .. Remember? ).. So I decided I will just go
to the wardrobe to change, with speed I ran out to
the room as I left the mask( ) in the bathroom.

Before I opened the wardrobe to look for boxers
which I knew would take time to find( Dear Guys,
let’s encourage ourselves to arrange clothes in
wardrobe, emergency dey happen oh!!! , I
sent a “call me back” text to Asamoah so he would
call on time. Down to the wardrobe I went, surfing
for underwears which I had in few (ehehee! U
expect me to also collect used ones from my uncle?

Abegi.. No be only female Jenitals get bacteria jare
)
“How far?l” He asked hurriedly. (Yeah! The phone
rang and I picked it, I had to tell you that? )
“Guy! Arrange fast, as I dey talk to you so, I don dey
wear kaftan to enter that hotel, abeg do fast”..

I said
in a hurry. (Kaftan was the only thing that would
cover the bulge right?) i was talking on the phone and still looking for underwears
I finally found one swimming pan*t and perry cole
(Sure! My uncle gave me the perry coles but they
were new!!).. On turning so I can wear and fold the
lagbaja who was still pointing at the ceiling, I saw
an angel sent from hellven to ease me of(off?) My
Insatiable desires(Not mine actually.. Na
dopeness)!!!!

With the quickest speed ever, I used bedsheet( ) to
cover myself while I was still trying to see the face
of who it was even when I already saw the “I Love
BJ” inscripted on the shirt the angel wore .
“Can’t you knock?!!!!”.. I said in an angry
disrespectful way as I was wrapping myself,still
didn’t see the face oh. (Ahahaha! Like did I just
asked that? Me wey no sabi knock? So na like she
feel in the morning? Chai! Karma is a beensh I
swear! )
“Ayaaaaay! She have seen me! See just saw my
face!!!!!!! She don unmask me!!!!!”.. Lagbaja sent a
message to the brain which in turn was doubting if
she really saw it.

She laughed(weird) as she said “So you can also
say that?”.. Ok, at this time, I still wasn’t thinking of
anything to benefit from Esther as my mind was
already on the Ashiewo that would be arranged for
me . But I swear! The naughtiness written all over
her face was just too naughty. I felt like Peter
Petrelli(Because I could read her mind.. I think) and
I just knew she was Hot. (Like a 22year old? She no
get BF? Shewwww)
“He is Hot, and he is large, why not take this
opportunity to ride on this poor boy? Why do you
always see his dick* up huh? Afterall it seems he
likes you a lot”.. IN MY PETER PETRELLI mode oh, I
think I was reading her mind very well, right?

(just learnt that smiley )

I was startled and couldn’t say anything(if na you,
you for fit talk? ).. All I was praying was for her
not to ask why I was so Hot.. Meanwhile, I was still
rock hard-on!!!! (Remember the 3hours left maths?
“W…wh..what are you doing here Esther?”.. I asked
with some face I could pass for “Sh*it”
*Convo
Esther: I came to ask if you were going to eat rice,
but I see you are having fun (she said.. One of her
legs was standing on a its toes and it was swinging
right n left)
Me: Its not what you think..(See 4*uck Up!!!)
Esther: Owing to the fact that you have been spying
on me, I guess Its what I am thinking. (Gap tooth
showed up )
Me: Spy? Me? (Confused.. Make dis girl leave make
I fold this lagbaja nah…)

Lagbaja: Taaah! I no be lagbaja again! Person don
see my face (See me ohhh! )
Esther: Yes, Friday.. In my room.. Monday
Morning.. Through my window… Monday Evening..

You spied on my n*aked body.. This morning.. You
checked out my back… (she was even smiling when
she was talking)..

At this point, I Just recollected what Asamoah said
the previous day.. I quote:
“Asamoah: You be Banku pah, you want greenspring girls when you have some caged Hot beenshes right in your house? Charly, those two girls in private universities that leaves in the same house with you na hungry lions!”

And I just concluded Asmaoah was right.. (No!

Faith was different , she wasn’t that Hot.. She
was perfect..)
But wait, no wonder she has been smiling!!!!.. Let’s
do a little calculation together. I put two and two
together and you make it 2two . (TWO + TWO =
2TWO Tested,Proven )

On Friday(21st of December 2012).. I hid in her
wardrobe to watch her dress, she knew I was there,
but didn’t say anything. *First time I saw a real
matured pussay in broad day light .. Wait, I didn’t
see yvonne’s pussay? * (But why was she so mean
on saturday? You answer it!)

On Monday Morning(24th), I was standing opposite
her window when I was thinking about who the girl
with Bros Abu was… I guess she was mastalabating
on bed..

(Now let me make this one 2TWO(Four), she must
have thought that morning hard-on was for her
kwo?.. And that weakness/shock she displayed
when I asked about Bros ABU had something to do
with her, especially when I told her I was only
playing… And then she saw my Lagbaja which I
know was beyond average size )
One Moday Evening(When I Pressed her skirt), I
didn’t spy oh! But she probably thought I spied on
her while she displayed her selling points .. Chei!

Girls self, why didn’t she just tell me? I for watch I
swear!!! . (This explains the sudden change in
attitude )

This Morning.. I didn’t check it out oh! Abi she see
me for mirror wey dey kitchen wardrobe? (I don’t
like lying sha)