Diary Of A Lekki Houseboy

Episode 26

All the things above are things I didn’t or I still
don’t know how my Peter Petrelli mind arrived at it..
Perhaps the aphrodicodi enhances intelligence too
(Please don’t believe me!). And, it was pretty
fast!!!!

But something happened… I started considering
this girl standing right in front of me as the angel
Baba sent to come ease me of my predicament. I
started seeing her for the naughty girl she was and
not the senior or 400lvl or the “She don pass my
class” saga. I come dey bone the contract wey I be
wan go sign for hotel ..
“Hmmmm.. So I guess you want revenge, here I
am”.. I finally said.. Giving a guilty smile like all she
accused me of was all true .
“I haven’t seen you newde, so let’s start from
there”.. She said..
“Chai!!.. See jackpot!!!”.. I said as In my mind as I
was a little shy .
Yes, I was shy.. No girl don ever see me Unclad
nah.. I gotta be shy.. Its my right .
“You wan die? Abeg if you wan die, I never wan die
oh! Loosen this bedsheet jor!!!!!”.. The so called
lagbaja messaged the hands and Voila!!.. Down the
sheets went.
“Hello World!, Hi, I am Seal(Heroes Movie)”.. He
said with a YIMU Structure, point straight to the
ceiling(Only if she knew I wasn’t having hard-on
because of her.. But who cares? ).. Ehehehe! The
moomoo don change him name as it was not in
the mask again, so from this moment, its
called Seal on the outside and Lagbaja on its
mask
She said something I didn’t care to listen to but I
was staring at her shirt… Then she laughed and
said “Sure you love it!”.. Now that was the most
seductive voice I have ever heard as of 2012.

(I couldn’t believe this was happening.. I still
couldn’t.. Why? Why? Why?)
“On christmas day? You wanna straph? Faith’s
sister?”
My conscience wanted to talk but fuck it!!!, where was it when I was preparing to go the party? Or where was it when I was drinking from the water dispenser? Mtchewww It hurts when girls say ALL BOYS ARE THE SAME though, like it doesn’t make sense . All boys cannot be the same but they share something in common.. THEY HAVE A DICK! .. Men have conscience, but I tell
you, DICKs got no conscience.. All they want to do is DIG HOLES,ENJOY AND KUM (No! They don’t like making children.. That’s the work of the kitten).. And they don’t care the holes they Dig.. Hence you see why we Masturlabate, we sleep with Ashiewos, Old and Young, even disabled and mad women . And FU*CK it, they don’t
like digging wide holes .. That is why we
have people like SENATOR YERIMA and co
(with finger like preeks ) *I no insult anybody
oh!.. Na only CO I insult .. But hey, All J0yst!cks
are the same, and kitten loves them.. (Let me
not enter into another realm of story sha )
Well, back to the moment , SEAL( ) was on high,
so it overshadowed my conscience as I moved
closer to her, didn’t dare to touch her as I looked
into her eyes.. Damn! They were so blue!!! (Yesh!

She fixed them) and I couldn’t help but hurry up to
bleep the hell out of the hungry caged
LovePeddler….
“Kiss me already, put me on the bed and give me
your love”.. My peter Petrelli mind interpreted the
gesture of her eyes close..

Omo! No dulling, I kissed her and to my surprised,
she responded!!!… Although the kiss wasn’t that
magical, as in.. All I wanted to do was get the drug
effects off my body.. But na wetin man go do? Man
has to follow protocols nah make I no go drive
motor wey engine oil no dey..

But everything changed as I felt her hands rock my
SEAL(get used to it!!).. Ok, that was the first time a
girl touched it and it was awesome!!! Not like I
cared about the awesome feeling anyways.. Like the
hands were so cold! (All my years of mastulabating,

I never feel those kind hands.. Come imagine the
hands moving up and down .. And one man is their
saying once you have maturlabated, you have had
s*x? Mtcheee www.. Smellos!)
Now, she was the more experienced girl, so I had to
open up to her.. I stopped kissing her and told her I
have never done it, but she just planted a kiss on
my lips, pushed me to the bed and said: “Watch me
spoil you.. You liar!!!”… .. So am the liar?
Really? (Tell them the truth and they say you lie,
tell them a lie and they blush.. Really? )
I did a little fantasy as she pushed me(I nor wear
anything oh) into the bed as I closed my eyes and I
landed on my bed(I used to do this when I was
younger ). My head hit the phone on the bed but
who send? Shoot me and I will tell you Odeshi .

She climbed on top of me(by this time, I lost my
guilt, was already seeing her as a beensh.. And I
loved it!!!) As she kissed me passionately.. My
hands went down to her A$$ and damn, they were
not as soft as I imagined.. As she was kissing my,
Mr. SEAL who was now lying down on my stomach,
still jerking (like human being wey dem cut e head
for Nollywood film) was feeling her Pussay through
the Bum-shorts she was wearing, felt Good.. So I
started using my hands to push her A$$ up and
down so it will grind my SEAL.. I wasn’t afraid of
enjanlaculating as it was what I was praying for.

She left out a m0an as she stopped kissing me, her
mouth went sideways towards my ear and I could
hear her breathe so hard!!! Na for here I open my
closed eyes to see what’s going on(the only reason I
closed my eyes was because she was kissing me,
make she no c my eyes opened).. I was so sure she
was enjoying the feeling of Mr. Seal so I increased
the temple but her hair was really disturbing me
because it was all over my face.. So I brought back
my hands to hold her hair and I thought the
grinding would stop, but she kept on moving up and
down with m0ans I know had “OMG! Its been long”
all over it.. (Abeg, shey her University boys no dey
bleep? Na only weed dem sabi ney? )i no call names..

Seems she knew the hair were disturbing as she
was moving her body to the right, which to me
signifies that I should now be on top of her. So I
obeyed the signs and I turned over.. This time
around, contact with her pussay as I pressed Mr.
Seal on her Bumshorts was so free as I could tell
she enjoyed it.. Then I remembered she had
b0*0bs..

I raised myself up so I can remover her shirt but I
couldn’t just help it but admire the girl below me,
she was adorable.. Her head surrounded by the
long Brazilian hair she fixed on which she was
resting on. and she looked like a WINCH(with her
blue eyes) but who send?.. ( Na so I forget my
original mission oh)