How Network Spoil My Relationship

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 43

i put it all on and went

to the mirror to check

myself.

I was like fine boy Emmy.

If you dont know me you will think am a celebrity.

i look myself in the mirror and saw a very cute and handsome me

in Rexxie voice: with this ur fine face like Oma lay you cant woo a girl.

Thats how Rexxie use

to say to me. Anyway sha i pray ma no f–k up o.

After checking myself

well well. i was good to go

I left my room and started walking out

feeling like Peter parker.

On getting to the parlour my mom threw

me a waec question

Mom:wow!, Emmanuel

you look cute and gorgeous.Where are you going that you are

fully dressed like this.

iyeeea!!!!

What answer would i give this woman o!.

I started trembling like a leaf

Me:uuhm…..Mummy

Mom:Yes

*am short of words

wetin i go talk now.

Me:eehm.I want to go to church Youth fellowship.

*Akpurakpubem!!!!

did i just say youth fellowship

The word slipped from my mouth.*

i hope she bought the lie.