Me, The Girls And My Guys Dem

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 24

“wetin be my udodgain” i said and rinsed my mouth.

“ahh! Why you dey Talk like this na…see i gbadun dat babe o no fall hands na” he pleaded. His demeanour was so serious. Seems he wasn’t kidding.

“na love or na ble*p u wan do?” i asked as i sat down on the earthen soil.

“ahh! Why you dey ask too much question na..ur pman na im give you sha”

“so wetin go happen to ngozi naw?”

“chai! Dat one na ma main apple na…apple of my life… I even swear say i no go break im heart na” he said his finger on his tongue in the swearing process. I coughed.

“so….you go do am? Abeg no fall hands o”

“why you no do am and aw you sure say she no get guy…see i cherish my life o” i said raising my voice.

“shhhh! You wan make make….you no say i dey outdated and i no too fine na… So your fine boy go draw am come…dey tin be Say you no fit use your fineboyship weh weh” he said shaking his enormous head. I laughed.

“so…”

“i go show you dey babe house today…infact make we go now” he suggested.

I stared at him. Was he insane? Dis kind early mor mor e wan make i go chyke babe.

“ahhh! I go baff na” i said and struggled my hands free from his grasp.

“okay…knw say you go follow b***p am… I no go mind to share a…….”

someone coughed behind us. We were so engrossed in the discussion that we didn’t see her walk to us. Did she hear the whole conversation or half or the ending part? She stood, her hands crossed over her chest, her eyes brows pulled up together. Glaring at him in a repugnance demeanour.

Wetin concern me?. I stood up and left him to his fate. The stares the lady was giving me was killing i had to leave. I gave a last glance at captain, he was almost crying. I walked away. I hid at the wall and listened to what they will say.

“who do you mind not sharing with him to bl**p? Me? Am i that cheap? You want to pass me around?” i heard ngozi asked him. she yelled at him at the top of her voice.

“ahhhh! God forbid ooo, baby no be wetin i mean o…i no tell you that thing yesterday?” he replied in a very prodigious tone.

“what didn’t you tell me?…you think i didn’t hear your conversation? Continue!” she barked on.

“ahh baby! That guy i teh you na” he said, i peeped at them, he was standing up, ngozi’s hands rested on her waist. Maybe ready for a fight.lol.

“wetin he do? Na him you wan pass me give?” she asked switching into pidgin.

“i no know who tell that rubbish” he said feigning annoyance. I was stifling my laughter. I laughed in whispers.

“so?…” asked ngozi, her voice lowered.

“na dat guy carry bor boizz attack me the day we push here so i tell flames make we go threat im f*** up…” the was silent for a while. I was really trying to stop myself from laughing.

“so you won’t mind sharing the guy you want to ‘hit’ with blue or flames rather” she said scoffing. Clear she didn’t believe him.

He was speechless and clueless. He raised his hands in a bid to defend himself but they fell on their own will.

I had forgotten i was peeping.

“what are you doing here” Becky said. I startled and snapped back to life.

” i was… Was…” ahhh! Am i speechless also? I was shut of words and stared at Becky who walked out into the backyard I heard footsteps. Ngozi appeared behind and kpoooaa! A 10volts slap was delivered to me directly on my nose….