Oh My Husband

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The message was from one of my husband’s girls. It was a message no woman in my state would love to receive while she’s working on her marriage.

The message reads;

barren woman, finally I am pleased to announce to you that I am your husband’s girlfriend that has a working womb. I have taken in for your husband and I will gladly deliver a set of twins made up of two boys for your husband. I know he has left the house for you but don’t worry we will rent a new house and start our new life together.

Yours truly

New wife.

Hmm mmm I have been trying not to have bad thoughts about this man. I have tried hard not to think of evil or see my husband in a bad light. But he is bent on being evil and being seen in a bad light.

How can you be trying to save a man who doesn’t want to save himself?

Ok, I will not think of anything bad today. Probably this is just another woman who had seen the type of husband I have and she wants a piece of him too.

The husband I have grown to love this week is the type of man any lady will want to have.

If a lady out there is willing to get pregnant just to get this man, it means I got a very good deal for a husband and I’m not going to lose or share him with anyone.

It’s not her fault that she had access to my husband, if I had not made mistakes, she won’t have had access to my husband.

It is the cheese kept carelessly that rats can eat.

I pick my phone to reply the message.

Madam strange woman. You said you are pregnant for us, congratulations.

Like you rightly wrote, I am his wife and we both share everything. My husband and I will discuss it and after DNA test, we would accept the baby if it’s ours.

I sent it to the lady with my wicked smile. Why will a lady send me such useless message? To destroy my joy isn’t it?

I won’t allow anyone tamper with my new found joy.

About three minutes after I sent that reply, I got a WhatsApp notification from my husband.

My husband in his haste mistakenly sent a message to the Mercy WhatsApp group. That is the WhatsApp group for the church.

What he sent was….

O boy, come and see how my wife finished that useless girl that is behaving like a lunatic. Her reply was classic. Wow I wish I had known this classy part of my wife.

As I was reading it, my phone almost dropped from my hands.

How did my husband know I sent a message if he was not with the girl?

Ahhh he sent the message to the church WhatsApp group.

Everyone will know about my marital problems now.

I can’t call him; I can’t delete the message.

Just then, while I was still staring at the phone in terror, the number one gossip of our church replied to the messages in the group chat.

Ahhh!!! mogbe