She Pulled Her Pants

Read Story: SEASON 1 EPISODE 5

I can’t wait to look into those lovely eyes and express

myself proper to you.”

I thought I had dropped a great line.

“So na you dey disturb my babe!!!”

A voice thicker than Obasanjo’s own spoke from the

background.

“Ahh.. Bros, so na you?”

I said stopping dead on my tracks. I had already

gotten to my bus stop which is right on the bridge.

There you will see cars going directly to Nyanya,

Mararaba, Ado, New Nyanya (which happens to be

my bus stop) and Masaka.

“Yessss… Na me, any problem?”

He asked. His voice appeared thicker. Me? I was not

in the least beat scared o. If him wan form boss, na

for himself and na from person hand him collect the

toto from. Me ma wan collect the toto from am. I

had already gone into my archives to provide what I

would use in answering him and trust me, my mouth

dey sharp for this kind thing. If na face to face

confrontation, I for preach to am but as per say na

phone, I go show am say him no suppose to dey pick

him girl phone.

“So you are that guy that makes Perpetual cry all the

time eh”

I had made my voice stronger, giving it that iron

feel. Call me, I will speak in that manner to you if

you want (dudes only) but if you are a lady, I will

make my voice as soft as the wind. Na so in-between

your legs go dey scratch you somehow. No try me, I

mean am. My grandpapa teach me the juju well.

“Sorry?”

He was taken aback.

“Sorry for yourself. This is how you guys go around

breaking women heart and at the end coming to

monitor your sister’s phone”

It came out before I could stop it.

“Mr. Man, she is not my sister. She is my girlfriend.”

He said, his voice sounding loud. I removed my

phone from my ear. I would have cut the call but I

have the training on managing your anger during

call. I can scream at you all I want, you can abuse me

all you want but I will never drop the call on you. I

will have to say that normal “BYE and Have a Nice

Day”.

“It changes nothing. You cheat, you lie, you beat her.

Malam, that babe should be given some break.”

I dropped it. He could not reply immediately, it

looked like he was thinking of what to say.

“See, you better mind your business”

“Why would I mind my business? She is my cousin.”

I said silently.

“Sorry bros. No vex.”

I did not wait for him to finish before cutting the

call.